ass gun 

When one inserts their finger into their ass then aims the finger and blows on it towards an unsuspecting victim. This can also be done with a very filthy belly button.

Shaun just got back from the gym and gave nancy an vicious ass gun.

ass gun by Figueiredo August 28, 2007

ass-palm 

To grip or squeeze the buttocks of a member of the opposite gender, (or the same gender if that's what frys your bacon) thus allowing the butt cheek to come to rest momentarily in the hand.

Duration and pressure of hand contact on the buttock generally denotes the amount of sexing desired by the palmer.

I was at a party and this blonde science girl was totally checking out my package, so when I walked over to refill my drink, I gave her an nice subtle ass-palm to let her know I was interested in sexing her up later on that evening.

ass-palm by peafarter July 25, 2003

Ass I Ram 

Marissa backwards.

A nickname that friends may call a Marissa to get on her nerves, even though a Marissa would find it absolutely hilarious.

"Hey Ass I Ram."-Friend

"Shut up! :) haha."-Marissa

"Marissa rams ass. It's proven in her name!"

Ass I Ram by \m/(ROCK'n'ROLL)\m/ January 17, 2010

ass trauma 

derivation of butthurt

them americans are suffering from ass trauma due to the fact that they lost to a bunch of black guys.

ass trauma by sutekidane June 29, 2010

ass log 

Long, tubular turd.

I crunched out one hell of an ass log last night!

ass log by Nord March 23, 2004

Ass Wind 

A fart void of any smell at all. The opposite of the "silent but deadly" fart. This fart can be noisy and/or gross sounding, as long as it is odorless.

I just felt the breeze from your ass wind.

Or

Why didn't that fart smell at all? It's just ass wind.

Ass Wind by Big Lerm March 11, 2009

ass drum 

An ass so big you could play the bongo drums on it.

Damn you look at that ass drum, I could play a solo on that thing.

ass drum by bigboss839 March 28, 2009