To grip or squeeze the buttocks of a member of the opposite gender, (or the same gender if that's what frys your bacon) thus allowing the butt cheek to come to rest momentarily in the hand.
Duration and pressure of hand contact on the buttock generally denotes the amount of sexing desired by the palmer.
Duration and pressure of hand contact on the buttock generally denotes the amount of sexing desired by the palmer.
I was at a party and this blonde science girl was totally checking out my package, so when I walked over to refill my drink, I gave her an nice subtle ass-palm to let her know I was interested in sexing her up later on that evening.
by peafarter July 25, 2003
Get the ass-palm mug.A despicable and depraved sexual act in which the offending party has an ass that smells like a manhole and also reeks of vag cig at the same time. The sexual act is performed with a rod, probe or waffle iron, or any common household item that can penetrate an orifice, often more than one item. The offender repeatedly jams and rams the devices into the anus and or kunts of the victim. It is a power move act conducted as a form of punishment and degredation for a failure or a harassment.
Render Dawg: Damn those math tutors are real doichebags.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
Keymonny: why is that? I thought Gev and the mass monster crew at that school were real professional?
Render Dawg: Naw Brah, my tutor got really Hafnerish when i couldnt learn the calculus lesson fast enough. he dropped his pants and did a dirty ass kunt palmer on me. His vag cig stench was horrific and the i got shafted with an egg beater for over 45 minutes.
by ballplayer182 March 18, 2022
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by Bigcocc jones August 6, 2023
Get the Dylan palmer ass nigga mug.comes from the action, facepalm (see definition). 1) comes after someone facepalms 2) Asspalming is when you smack your hand on to someone's ass, full palm grab.
1)
James: touching my hair is a big no no
Jez: *touches James' hair with her fingertips and runs away*
James: *facepalms*
Dee: *asspalms*
2) Toy: *asspalms D*
James: touching my hair is a big no no
Jez: *touches James' hair with her fingertips and runs away*
James: *facepalms*
Dee: *asspalms*
2) Toy: *asspalms D*
by Ms. Ducky Dee September 1, 2009
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