maddie swanson

if you ever meet her, run. weird prickly pear of a boy. chicago superfan, fake tan connoisseur, smart, pretends to know celebs including david dobrik, maddie go bears, cubs fan, bears teammate, blackhawks lover, she will rock your world

person 1: hey did you go to the lightshow
person 2: no im staying far away, maddie swanson works there
maddie: shut up hoe

by T. Koulentes November 14, 2021

Hot Swanson

Drinking cum out of a shot glass

Did you hear Dansby gave Mallory a hot Swanson last night?

by jlb717 September 22, 2021

Nenim Swans

A pair name that should probably be used by yet-to-be-yt-famous people

"We should def name ourselves the Nenim Swans"

by anonymous October 6, 2021

Dull Swans

A term for a couple who would rather lay in bed making swan sounds than having sex.

I’d rather be dull swans tonight as the tacos have really hit me hard.

by Bigeagle5 January 25, 2022

Jank-swanking

A substitute for “god damn”

You jank-swanking jerk!

by Look_it’s_a_wha June 26, 2022

Jank-swanker

A swindler, con artist, or liar. A Jank-swanker is somebody who tries to persuade you with false information

“You said that your van had safety and emissions passed, that was false, you jank-swanker!”

by Look_it’s_a_wha June 26, 2022

The Swank Effect

When an actress/actor is average looking, but can look hot at times. Example: Hillary Swank, Sandra Bullock, Ellen Page....may as well add Elliot Page in here too.

"Sandra Bullock has "The Swank Effect" hardcore bro!

by JitsyBitsySpider August 10, 2022