Carmel Apple

the sexual act involving a prosthetic leg and melted carmel. While boning the amputee, remove the prosthesis, ram it into your partners ass and pour carmel on their head. One variation is the "Pirate's Carmel Apple." In this permutation, immediately after turning your partner into a carmel apple you shout "Harrrrrr!!!!" like a pirate in honor of your partner's peg leg.

I was boning Heather Mills when I pulled off her fake leg, rammed it into her ass, and poured carmel over her head. She wasn't too keen on being a Carmel Apple.

by Turde Ferguson October 4, 2009

Candy Apple

A sexual act performed when you shove your balls into a female's hole while they are on their period.

John: Hey did you and that hot girl have fun last night?
Caleb: Yeah man, I gave her a giant candy apple!
John: . . .

by JC2012 November 6, 2009

Apple Dick

Before a man is about to nut, the head of the man's dick will become as red as an apple.

Damn girl, you given me that apple dick!

by Raymond Mitchell May 4, 2008

applegarth

to fit an apple inside your foreskin

hey i bet you cant do an applegarth

by cameltoejoe August 14, 2010

apple drop

When you go into someone's room and poop on their floor.

Dan just apple dropped Matt's room.

by Hax0red May 17, 2006

shit green apples

A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.

"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."

by Roger DeCoster September 26, 2005

apples in a sock

droopy boobs normally seen on a women over 60

that old babe's boobs look like apples in a sock

by ass man May 1, 2006