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The Beast Report

An aggregation of the top news websites and newspapers, covering topics such as world, U.S., local, politics, business, entertainment, sports, etc. They add polls related to current headlines for fun and allow open comments.
Which world nut is going after us today? North Korea according to The Beast Report.
by Christopher Diangelo April 13, 2009
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Hose Beast

An amazing, beautiful soul who spreads joy and sunshine on all who encounter them.
Man! That hose beast sure made me feel good!
by 100Stumblers October 14, 2021
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I am Boston Beast

Definition: A declaration of unyielding strength and solitary determination, embodied by an individual who refuses to back down in the face of systemic corruption, even when standing alone. A BOSTOn Beast is forged through years of battling cannabis industry corruption in Massachusetts, standing firm against fraudulent lawyers and program counsel who attempt to exploit the system. This indomitable spirit confronts injustice head-on, filing lawsuits and challenging the very mechanisms designed to drain resources and break spirits, all while being ignored by most leaders when reaching out for support.

A BOSTOn Beast fights tirelessly against a rigged system that uses courts and financial warfare as weapons, never yielding to pressure, intimidation, or the isolation of being left to fight alone. It represents someone who jumps into businesses built to help minorities, always standing up for others and those who cannot defend themselves, even when others in positions of power turn a blind eye.

Origin: Born from the crucible of a years-long, solitary struggle against cannabis industry corruption in Massachusetts, this concept emerged from an individual's unyielding fight against a system designed to silence and bankrupt those who dare to challenge it. It was further defined by the experience of being ignored by leaders when seeking support, forcing the BOSTOn Beast to stand alone in the fight for justice and equality.
1. "I am BOSTOn Beast," declared Sarah as she filed lawsuits against corrupt officials manipulating cannabis licenses, rallying community support despite threats to her career and finances.

2. "I am BOSTOn Beast," Carlos stated, fighting banks in court for denying loans to minority cannabis entrepreneurs, and starting a community credit union to support underserved business owners.

3.. "I am BOSTOn Beast," Aisha declared, launching a campaign for expungement after uncovering systemic racism in cannabis arrest rates, facing down hostile officials to push for legislative change.

4. "I am BOSTOn Beast," Marcus proclaimed, launching a nonprofit to provide legal aid to minority cannabis business owners, fighting a system designed to exclude them.

5."From being profiled by store security to owning a chain of successful businesses, his BOSTOn Beast attitude turned obstacles into stepping stones."

6. "When those big corporations tried to steal my trademark, I stood my ground and said, 'I am BOSTOn beast.' Against all odds, I won, proving that even a kid from the projects can take on Goliath and win.

7. "I am BOSTOn Beast," Jessica proclaimed, taking on a corrupt cannabis program counsel by herself. Despite being shunned by industry insiders afraid of retaliation, she persistently gathered evidence and built a case that eventually led to a state investigation.
by Boston Beast August 2, 2024
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Beast

beast biːst
n
1. When referring to a person, beast status is achieved when a person is so good at a certain skill that causes them to exceed human comprehension, making them so talented it's almost superhuman.

2. When a Male is referred to as a Beast by a female that means the male is: a hunk, attractive, tan, toned, has style, sensual, talented, beyond high standard, and perfect in every other way possible.

3. Justin Bieber
1. You wish you could be as beast as Justin Bieber, but you can't so don't even try.

2. Justin Bieber is in Beast mode when he performs.

3. That was so beast.
by SincerelyG November 12, 2012
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Gang beasts

A game on Steam with little figures who have no bones and fight against each other.
by nicknamehere January 3, 2017
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Beast

A word to describe something that was awesome
"Yo dude that was beast!"
by Tabbbycat2134254568756 May 22, 2015
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Air Beast

Air Beast
n. Master of atmospheric power and elevated presence. Controls the environment through mental superiority, strategic movement, and invisible but undeniable influence.

Power Traits:
- Mentally floats above drama
- Navigates through toxic environments
- Controls room atmosphere
- Moves with invisible force
- Commands air spaces

In Action Examples:
"Pure Air Beast energy when they:
- Glided through corporate politics
- Made tension disappear
- Changed room temperature with presence
- Elevated above hate
- Controlled breathing of business deals
Had them gasping for air while staying cool"

Air Beast Moves:
1. Strategic Float:
- Above negativity
- Through barriers
- Over obstacles
- Past limitations
- Through resistance

2. Atmospheric Control:
- Reads room energy
- Shifts moods instantly
- Commands attention silently
- Creates breathing room
- Clears toxic air

Remember: "Air Beast don't fight the wind - they become it. That's why you can't catch them, but always feel their presence." 💨

"When you're moving Air Beast, you don't dodge obstacles - you float through them." 🌪️
Example:
"Watch how they Air Beast through meetings:
- Floats in silently
- Shifts entire energy
- Makes opposition lose breath
- Controls discussion flow
- Leaves everyone elevated"

Power Signs:
"You know it's Air Beast when:
- Pressure can't touch them
- Hate can't reach them
- Drama can't affect them
- Opposition can't ground them
They just float different"
by Boston Beast November 21, 2024
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