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Jesus Christ
A fictional character from the Imagination Land episodes of South Park. Who, inadvertently, is quite the sharp-shooter with an M16.
Jesus Christ by Scoggins February 28, 2010
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Jesus Freak
1.) Someone willing to lay everything down for Jesus
2.) A person who is not afraid, by any means, to publicly profess to anyone that they love Jesus Christ.
3.) Being who is not ashamed to be persecuted for the Lord that they believe in.
2.) A person who is not afraid, by any means, to publicly profess to anyone that they love Jesus Christ.
3.) Being who is not ashamed to be persecuted for the Lord that they believe in.
Jesus Freak by Raina March 8, 2005
Jesus H. Christ
"Jesus H. Christ", the "H" stands for "Heli" Jesus' GrandFather's name.
LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI."
LUKE 3:23, "Now Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as many people thought, the son of Joseph, the son of HELI."
Jesus H. Christ by Father Dickinson, Hebrew-Catholic Association July 25, 2006
Jesus Christ
The main character in the fiction story "The Bible". Portrayed by Jim Caviezel in the movie version.
Person 1- Dude, I just read The Bible. That Jesus Christ guy was kick ass. If only that was real...
Christian Asshole- It was real, he died for all of our sins.
Person 1- I bet you expect me to believe he turned water into wine too and healed people by 'miracles'. You're such a joker :D
(Christian Asshole walks away to go to church like a bitch instead of watching the Ravens vs Steelers)
Christian Asshole- It was real, he died for all of our sins.
Person 1- I bet you expect me to believe he turned water into wine too and healed people by 'miracles'. You're such a joker :D
(Christian Asshole walks away to go to church like a bitch instead of watching the Ravens vs Steelers)
Jesus Christ by Joe Balls69 June 29, 2011
Jesus Is the Answer
A seemingly naive or simplistic solution to one's life problems that Jesus can make the impossible possible—a crazy idea to the cynical or skeptical nonbeliever.
Be it in health, relationships, career, or finances, one can expect a breakthrough if one believes that Jesus is more than willing to turn one's life around—this is why Jesus is the answer to all of one's life's problems.
Jesus Is the Answer by MathPlus January 22, 2017
Jesus-food
Noun. This phrase was coined to describe really really really attractive females, because even Jesus would take a bite out of that.
Guy #1: Dude, did you see that girl over there? She's Jesus-food.
Guy #2: Oh yea, dude. She's totally Jesus-food.
*This phrase was coined by accident. I was describing my girlfriend to my friend Jeff. I said, "She's beautiful," and he thought I said Jesus-food. I then stated that from now on, any hot girl should be referred to as Jesus-food.
Guy #2: Oh yea, dude. She's totally Jesus-food.
*This phrase was coined by accident. I was describing my girlfriend to my friend Jeff. I said, "She's beautiful," and he thought I said Jesus-food. I then stated that from now on, any hot girl should be referred to as Jesus-food.
Jesus-food by Jackson C. June 20, 2006