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BASKETBALL CROTCH

When you play basketball or any type of sport / activity then you don't wash your sweaty balls and ass. Effect is greatly intensified if you have especially hairy groin.
Ew, Rudy went to sleep with basketball crotch last night and now his leopard blanket smells like sweaty ass and balls.
by lalala730 September 13, 2017
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Crotch Crickets

When a woman rubs her legs together in close proximity to someone she is attracted to, to hint that she is aroused. (Like a cricket does to attract a mate)
Look at that girl rubbing her legs together. She has the crotch crickets for sure.
by 0hotm0mma0 November 10, 2022
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Crotching

The term was first coined - CROTCH LAMBADA - at the University of Georgia in 1994. It was named after the movie - LAMBADA - THE FORBIDDEN DANCE. The term refers to dancing very closely together while rubbing crotches together. It was later simplified and spread as "CROTCHING". Its more accurate and descriptive than the more popular term "GRINDING". The vernacular is usually used as a verb but can be used as a noun as well.
"Man - I loved crotching her last night!"

"Let's go crotching tonight"

"You see that hot guy I was crotching with last night?"

"Yes, you got crotched big time."
by Grandmasterwhoopass May 12, 2022
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Crotched

Crotched (verb) when your drink spills directly onto your crotch.
Guy: I need another drink.
Bartender: you just ordered a minute ago.
Guy: I know, I got crotched!

Bartender and Guy in unison: at Least it's happy hour.
by raisindisliker June 17, 2018
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California crotch crickets

A female or male with an itchy or irritated pubic mound. Sometimes could be related to the sexually transmitted disease "crabs". Commonly caught in California.
Sally, my crotch itches. I think Jimmy gave me those damn California crotch crickets again.
by TheMindsI March 13, 2011
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Crotch Jerky

When she’s not in the mood or dry in the vaginal area.
Damn my girl has have been having hella crotch jerky lately she’s s never in the mood.
by Eatmijello July 18, 2018
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Crotch Country

The horrendous smell that arises from ones crotch after a long distance jog.
She had really bad crotch country after that 8 mile run today.
by The longest D September 6, 2018
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