fat fucking bloated toad

A coworkers definition of the lazy stinky and annoying worker
"That fat fucking bloated toad didn't take out the trash OR wear deodorant"
by Allhailtheglowcloud February 08, 2018
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cereal crotch

Something you think Alex said under his breath.
"It has cereal crotch on it"
by Allhailtheglowcloud February 04, 2018
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