sofi-atic

an adj. describing a person who is extremely awesome in every essence of the word. the hardest word to define because there are not enough words to explain it. there are only a few sofi-atic individuals in all of the world.

guy) wow doesnt that girl give off this awesome vibe
girl) why are you talkin bout other girls like that?
guy) just look at her.
girl) uhh..... wow, she is definately sofi-atic.

by robbiesque October 24, 2007

softcore booty call

a friend who you enjoy talking to and find attractive, but have no intentions of hooking up with, but when you're feeling a bit frisky, you use them to get your flirt on, knowing it's not going to go much further that that.

Danni: he said that "hes flirty with me and that he enjoys talking to me but that he's not asking for anything more than that" i'm not sure exactly what that means...

Audrey: I don't know, I think it's pretty obvious that he's just using you as a softcore booty call..

by Audwii February 28, 2010

Soft grunge king

A sententious pseudo-bohemiam guy who lives in an affluent suburb and attends an elitist posh private school. However, despite all this, he claims he is "grunge" and "punk rock" in order to seem edgy and seduce girls. These kind of guys think theyre either the next Kurt Cobain, Sid Vicious, or Ozzy Osbourne. They try to have some rebellious, "fuck you" persona, all the while, going to some expensive ass school and relying on their parents for money to buy their vinyls they will end up chucking/burning within a year. Even though this kid is rich asf, he likes to guy old grandpa clothes from thrift shop in a desperate attempt to rebel against his parents and his level in society. An absolute pussy thirsty PLAYER, dont trust him. Absolute fuccboi. Smokes cigs and weed out of plastic water bottle bongs.

That guy wearing that commes les garcons PLAY shirt, black fingernails, his private school socks, a flannel from supre, and his mothers expensive rings is SUCH a soft grunge king.

by Thatsoftgrungechick September 24, 2016

Soft jizz

When you jizz with a soft dick

This girl was blowing me with a soft dick and I pulled out a gave her a soft jizz.

by Daniel Rounding January 14, 2017

Soft and Hard Pseudoscience

Soft and Hard Pseudoscience is a stance that divides pseudosciences into two main kinds, soft and hard. Soft pseudosciences are things considered as pseudosciences that might be considered as science in the future or that cannot be proved, disproved or determined by natural sciences or even that doesn't want to be considered as science, such as astral projection, mediumship, deistology, parapsychology, psychic phenomena, mystical experiences, extraphysics, conscientology, multiverses, esoterics, spirituality, religion, divination, occult sciences, spiritual sciences and occultism. While hard pseudosciences are things considered as pseudosciences because they can be proved, disproved or determined by natural sciences or even that wants to predent to be a science, such as flat Earth, climate denial, antivax and homeopathy. And soft pseudosciences can be often referred as parasciences or as extrasciences.

"The soft and hard pseudoscience division might be really good, such as the soft and hard science denial division, but it might be necessary to wait some time until this division become a reality."

by Full Monteirism May 23, 2021

Sofie

A type of person, that has so little sense of self, that when they read the defintions of themselves on Urban Dictionary, they start questioning who they really are.

“I’m Sofie. Am I a squirrel?”

“I’m Sofie. I might be a big-headed mexican girl, or a gay ass bitch. Do I hate countrymusic? And chinese? The language? I don’t know anymore.”

by SadSquirrel November 22, 2021

swag on the sofa

A term used when a man has good looks with two or more women next to him on a couch and or sofa.

Can also be used as a greeting or interjection to another homie.

" Yo man, Nick has got swag on the sofa tonight."

"yo swag on the sofa bro"

by Soapy sapone September 28, 2013