Nipple mustache delight

when a man with giant nipples and a woman with a mustache fuck in such a fashion that the man's nipples open up into giant vaginas and the woman has giant dicks instead of nipples, and they fuck while she gently massages her mustache.
"Yeah i was at curtis' house the other night and he tried to make me watch a movie that he and his girl friend made. it was called Nipple mustache delight. that sick fuck."
by Belkis deyanira October 12, 2007
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Purple Nipple Clamps

Clamps, preferably purple, that attach to female, male, or feline nipples. Preferably purple, these delightful toys can cause aforementioned nipples to turn a similar shade of purple in color.
BC got disgruntled when she couldn't remove her purple nipple clamps in time for dinner.
by Ishlet July 29, 2008
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nipples don't lie

something to say to a female when she says she's not cold, but she truly is
Abby: "Oh, I'm not cold at all. I'm just fine."
Alan: "Nipples don't lie. Put on my blouse."
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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twing my nipples

to flick or tap a males nipple(s) whilst having sex
by Anul Succ September 17, 2017
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ear nipple rape

its something that makes your ears die
kill me now my ear nipple rape
by yuhbegavthhreaiht October 23, 2018
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UwU Touchy Nipple

You usally have sex on sundays and UwU everyone with your fidget toys
by UwU ball January 19, 2022
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crank my nipples

When ones nipples are twisted and put into a stressful spot they need a companion to crank ones nipples to a point where you’re body is at 100% untwisted nipps
Hey Dan crank my nipples¥
by Jack the cranked December 06, 2017
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