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Eat a fruit roll up off it 

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed
"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"
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eat forks with noodles 

Something Asians like to do to insult white people
Joe: yo I saw Mr Miyagi eat forks with noodles yesterday
John: bruh
eat forks with noodles by maximitis November 10, 2024

Eat shit 

1. An insult in English, but is the literal translation of an insult more commonly used in Cantonese, 食屎 (sik si).

2. To get the short end of the stick, to experience some unfortunate turns of events. This one commonly is found in the past tense "ate shit".
1. "Sik si lan yeung!" (Eat shit dickface)

2. "Bruh I really just ate shit"
Eat shit by MistressChing_Ext November 17, 2024
You see how suggesting that I would have to do that is indicative of the actual problem I'm talking about right? Like, I know you want me to validate some kind of overcoming adversity narrative you had in your head there but you see how you saying that literally means I'm right about them fucking the fact cocks and the fat cocks can just do whatever right?
Hym "You see the problem there right? So if you have a small dick you can eat out or something but if you have a fat cock then what? Fuck all of the women and then I have to have a relationship with them in between pipings? No. Give me my fucking money. You are trying to deny me my every desire for nothing more than I want the thing. I'm not wrong to want money. I'm not wrong to want sex. I'm not letting you take this from me."
Eat out by Hym Iam November 28, 2024
An eat ass isn't just the act of analingus, while it can be that also.

An eat ass is someone who just buys everything someone says. It's like a mix of a schmuck and a pleb and a cuck and a simp all in one. Someone whose wife fucks 7 other people in a week and gets paid $7, she comes home dripping cum and then says no honey I love you, please believe that I'll only ever love you and be faithful to you. Then they go to bed and he eats her out cos he believes her and wants it to all be okay, not realizing that he's eating seven loads all at once and believes her when she says it cos she drank so much milk for lunch.
Wife: Hey honey, come to bed now, tell your mates to go home.

Husband: Ok honey, guys it's time to go home now, thanks for coming over.

7 guys: Fuck he's an eat ass, how does he not realize we just gang banged her in the room.
Eat ass by Treppar January 16, 2025

Eat my ass 

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An edible chocolate anus
I am so hungry so I just wanna eat my ass
Eat my ass by marcotoa January 20, 2025