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escalated flatulence

Farting at the top of an escalator so that the smell hovers at the peak of the escalator so everyone who goes up is forced to walk through a gateway of your poop particles
yo i pulled an escalated flatulence in the airport and there must have been 100 people coming up behind me. hahahah
by Evangee May 23, 2010
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Clean Escape

Wiping after going pooh and nothing being on the toilet paper.
After I took a dump and only saw one square of toilet paper left I was worried. It was a clean escape so I didn't need anymore.
by NorthCalScooter July 24, 2009
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eshays

1)word used by lads british see chavs. technically meant to be the pig latin of yes, but only emphasises the stupidity of lads as the pig latin of yes is esyay.
2)has been taken onto mean anything, by lads, so it can be used when a lad has inadequate vocabulary to respond to his fellow lad's saying, which will usually revolve around cars other lads, lasses, a gang bashing or just the word eshays
1)normal: did you watch the footy?
lad: eshays

2)lad 1: me and my mates bashed this four year old the other day. got 60 cents off him bra.
lad 2: eshays

lad 1: eshays
lad 2: eshays
(bask in lad-believed awesomeness)
by A.n.d.r.e.w April 19, 2008
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ESPN

Everytime I turn on ESPN they are talking about the Yankees or Patriots or Red Sox or some other gay east coast team, as if the west coast does not exist.
by disneysucks September 8, 2008
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ESTL

East st louis, actually in IL but still the baddest city in the midwest.
We rep that 618 ESTL all day
by MzRedd June 21, 2008
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Ester

An absolutely breath-taking female; usually has a medium skin tone and medium length dirty brown hair. She’s beautiful both on the inside and the outside. Ester is very likely to be a model. Very funny, will definitely make you smile and laugh every time you speak. Most of the time, she won't take anything seriously...but when she knows it's serious, she will be right there by your side. In the beginning of your friendship she’s quiet then she becomes the funniest, craziest, prettiest person you’ll ever know. She has a hard time getting mad, and when she does she won’t tell you. She uses the term sad and rude instead of mad and mean. Overall, amazing.
Guy 1: Wow, have you seen Ester?
Guy 2: Yeah, she’s so hot.
Guy 1: Have you ever even spoken to her?
Guy 2: Yeah, and she was even hotter.
by Chrisplayerboi May 15, 2018
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Eshwar

Eshwar is the type of guy that he is saying a joke but he is actually being mean.
by anonymous September 29, 2020
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