kiss a donkey
In medieval times, it was believed that to kiss a donkey was all it took to get rid of bad breath or stop a tooth ache.
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Solid Donkey
(n.) A beautifully endowed buttocks. Distinguishable by either it's size, shape, texture, bounce, or proportion. A donkey may only be considered solid if the observer (given the opportunity) would undoubtedly choose to salt it. (see 'Salted Donkey')
Solid Donkey by TheDonkeyMaster March 30, 2010
sand donkey
a busted up crusty burnt bitch who tans topless at the beach preying on innocent drunk beach bums soliciting sexual acts for the low low (1.00)
damn did you see that??!! poor old craig got wasted and fell victim to that ratchet sand donkey at south beach
sand donkey by taco kween April 30, 2014
Talky Talky Donkey
A 'cupcaker'; it is defined as a person who squanders off into an isolated decibel (usually a bedroom) away from his present company/bros in order to talk, or "cupcake" with a 'non-slut' girl. No action/possible intent of sleeping with this girl but just to inspire relations. An extension of a cupcake.
Talky Talky Donkey: A bro goes off into the garage for a large amount of the time just to stay on the phone and giggle to himself of a work in progress (flirting) while leaving the party, celebration, or group of friends to themselves.
It is as a donkey receding to his barn to chew alone.
It is as a donkey receding to his barn to chew alone.
Talky Talky Donkey by JGuiz November 23, 2010
poker donkey
The poker donkey has replaced the poker fish. In the olden days of poker (before 1999) the bad players were called fish. Now a days they are called a donkey.
A poker donkey is a bad player, or is he? A poker donkey is a gambler. Not just any old gambler though. The poker donkey will hit their gut shot straight, seven high flush, and miracle full-house after a fourth street flush. The poker donkey is a terrible gambler. The poker donkey will gamble with incorrect odds and hit their miracle card.
A poker donkey does not know any better. Donkeys like to play and they will get paid at your expense. You can expect to find a poker donkey at the lower limits of poker. Usually they will go on good runs of cards. The donkey will run so good that they will be mistaken that they are actually good at poker and berate other players to their fine playing skills.
But, like all donkeys they finally end up on the rail watching other donkeys play. The poker donkey will often be mad and sulk and blame the cards for the absolute terrible run of bad fortune. It is only then that the poker donkey will dig deep to gain knowledge of the game.
Whether you are playing poker online, playing a live poker tournament or playing poker in a casino watch out. There just may be a poker donkey sitting next to you.
A poker donkey is a bad player, or is he? A poker donkey is a gambler. Not just any old gambler though. The poker donkey will hit their gut shot straight, seven high flush, and miracle full-house after a fourth street flush. The poker donkey is a terrible gambler. The poker donkey will gamble with incorrect odds and hit their miracle card.
A poker donkey does not know any better. Donkeys like to play and they will get paid at your expense. You can expect to find a poker donkey at the lower limits of poker. Usually they will go on good runs of cards. The donkey will run so good that they will be mistaken that they are actually good at poker and berate other players to their fine playing skills.
But, like all donkeys they finally end up on the rail watching other donkeys play. The poker donkey will often be mad and sulk and blame the cards for the absolute terrible run of bad fortune. It is only then that the poker donkey will dig deep to gain knowledge of the game.
Whether you are playing poker online, playing a live poker tournament or playing poker in a casino watch out. There just may be a poker donkey sitting next to you.
That guy is a fucking poker donkey. If I ever play cards like those, I'd be a donkey. You won that hand playing like a donkey.
poker donkey by pokerdonkey August 23, 2006
floppy donkey
floppy donkey by Patrik McGroin May 24, 2008