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Bachelor Salad 

A Salad-on-a-budget that requires no plate to eat! A Bachelor Salad is created by lopping the top 2-3 inches of a head of lettuce off, creating a handy bowl. Simply pour the dressing of your choice into the "bowl," and chow-down.

See also Ramen Budget
My girlfriend is outta town, and there's naught but lettuce to eat. Bachelor Salad and Beer it is!
Bachelor Salad by icabod May 10, 2004
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Beaching it 

When you need to be doing something important, but instead you lay on you stomach, like a beached whale, doing nothing
Peter was supposed to be studying, but instead he was beaching it, and decided to watch Netflix
Beaching it by C "Babyface" T September 8, 2011

The Bachocalypse

The Mad Max-style wasteland that will become of the United States of America after the presidency of Michele Bachmann.
Lone Wanderer:"Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me."

Everyone else: "Goddamnit things were better before the Bachocalypse"

bachelor basket 

Smaller shopping baskets placed in stacks near the carts in grocery stores. Useful for picking up only a few items. Usually used by single shoppers on their occasional decision to eat in.
"Hey check out the guy with the bachelor basket stocking it with the Hot Pockets.."
bachelor basket by H47 January 16, 2009
Term used in Daytona Beach for the area east of the Halifax River, site of "The Worlds most famous beach" & the Ocean Center/Oceanwalk. Not to be confused with Beach St.(Downtown Daytona)
"Theres nothin to do here except chill over on Beachside"
Beachside by fresh386 July 18, 2009

northern beaches 

a sick cunts place in sydney, know for druggo,eshay,and crazy partys, lots of surfies and manly footy fan. someone from western sydney would not of heard of the northern beaches. it goes from about bayview to terryhill, to seaforth to mona vale.
ayye brah you wanna go for a swim
yeah where
maybe mona vale
where is that
the northern beaches
northern beaches by publics schools September 26, 2019
Others: did u get the joke man?

You: yeah bachem
Bachem by escme July 16, 2009