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sludge hummer 

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.
First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!
sludge hummer by Drew Bob September 15, 2006

hammerfall 

A late-90s/new millenium band that has spearheaded the recent Power Metal Revival Movement, following the leads of some of the finest power metal of the '80s. Hammerfall rocks.
Hammerfall, and we will prevail.
Hammerfall, let us hail.

-- "Hammerfall" by Hammerfall
hammerfall by surrealfx May 30, 2006

hammered 

(adj.) Heavily inebriated, though to a lesser extent than shitfaced.
Man, I'm gonna go out and get hammered tonight,
hammered by Erik Randolph March 22, 2003

Hammering the Troll 

Taking such a massive dump that the splash is like taking one off a bridge while the bridge troll looks on in amazement.
Spend the last 30 minutes in the can hammering the troll
Hammering the Troll by Slade666 September 29, 2011

hammertext 

an incredibly annoying series of texts that either

a) could have been condensed in a single text
b) are closely timed and repetitive
God Damn it. I gave Debby my phone number and now she has been hammertexting me for the last hour asking where I am. Avoiding Debby, that's where.
hammertext by MC hammer April 27, 2012
A short way to say "have mercy."
"Lawd hammercy, that girl got a nice ass!"
hammercy by Teedadawg July 20, 2014