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ortho

Abbreviation for Orthodox Jew, often used among other Jews who are not themselves Orthodox. It is usually a derogatory term, but mainly in jest.
"At Ortho weddings, the women are separated from the men."

"I know, those crazy Orthos."
by surrealfx April 16, 2006
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UrbanVortex

The result of Urban Censorship, the vortex is where all the definitions that never saw the light of day end up. The vortex probably lies miles under the earth. Who really cares? After all, fine definitions go to waste.
I once posted something about the government, and it is confined to the UrbanVortex.
by surrealfx May 30, 2006
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hammerfall

A late-90s/new millenium band that has spearheaded the recent Power Metal Revival Movement, following the leads of some of the finest power metal of the '80s. Hammerfall rocks.
Hammerfall, and we will prevail.
Hammerfall, let us hail.

-- "Hammerfall" by Hammerfall
by surrealfx May 30, 2006
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taco fest

The female equivalent to a sausage fest. Can be any place inundated with females, where few or no men exist; basically a girls' club.
"Dude, that Catholic girls' school is a total taco fest."

"Kinda like the *N SYNC concert."

"Yee."
by surrealfx June 1, 2006
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costa mesa

Sometimes known as "costa misery," this area just north of Newport Beach is home to affluent Orange County residents and is actually quite nice. They are not usually as rich as people in NB, yet the area is quite nice. There are some cool parks in and around the city. It's pretty calm, as well.
"Costa Mesa, I love thee."
by surrealfx June 3, 2006
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dreamcast

A video game console released on September 9th, 1999, or "9/9/99." The system ushered in the 128-bit age, with impressive graphics and online capabilities out of the box via a 56k modem.

The system was a huge hit among hardcore gamers and Sega Fanatics. Yet, in 2001, Sega pulled the plug on the system, and consoles were no longer manufactured. Many reasons exist for why the system failed -- no support of certain "critical" publishers, prior failure of the Sega Saturn, the ease with which games could be pirated, and the hype of the looming PS2. During its two year lifespan, over 250 games were released in the U.S. market, and many were hugely successful.

Whatever the reason for its demise, the system lived a life too short, but will always be remembered fondly in the hearts of serious gamers for excellent titles such as Soul Calibur, Sonic Adventure, Power Stone, Shenmue, and Crazy Taxi, just to name a few. We miss you, Dreamcast.
Hey man, I just got a Dreamcast.

Oh yeah, that's that badass system from Sega!

But.. isn't PS2 coming out soon. Why did you buy one?

BE QUIET. Dreamcast has great potential for fun. Gaming is about variety and innovation, and Dreamcast has both.
by surrealfx June 17, 2006
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Fontucket

Similar to Fontucky, this is a dirisive name for the city of Fontana, CA. The name is used to emphasize how many supposed rednecks live there.
I'm going to Fontucket this weekend.

Have fun at the rodeo.
by surrealfx June 17, 2006
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