UrbanVortex

The result of Urban Censorship, the vortex is where all the definitions that never saw the light of day end up. The vortex probably lies miles under the earth. Who really cares? After all, fine definitions go to waste.
I once posted something about the government, and it is confined to the UrbanVortex.
by surrealfx May 30, 2006
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gru

A direct address applied only to the coolest of cool, or the lamest of lame. It is sort of a double-edged sword. The word is sometimes ambiguous in its usage.
Gru, you really stink OR Gru, you rock.
by surrealfx July 28, 2005
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Santa Monica

Small city of roughly 100,000 people that borders Los Angeles on the western side. People seem to think that Santa Monica is this bohemian paradise of a town, but, in fact, it's loaded with yuppies who take all the fun out of it. Many commonly traversed areas smell of urine, and there are homeless people everywhere. Parking is atrocious, the place is crowded as hell, and there isn't much to do except spend money, and go to the beach. Santa Monica is very overrated.
I'm going to Santa Monica tomorrow.

Oh, wow, look out for the urine smell.
by surrealfx September 06, 2005
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dreamcast

A video game console released on September 9th, 1999, or "9/9/99." The system ushered in the 128-bit age, with impressive graphics and online capabilities out of the box via a 56k modem.

The system was a huge hit among hardcore gamers and Sega Fanatics. Yet, in 2001, Sega pulled the plug on the system, and consoles were no longer manufactured. Many reasons exist for why the system failed -- no support of certain "critical" publishers, prior failure of the Sega Saturn, the ease with which games could be pirated, and the hype of the looming PS2. During its two year lifespan, over 250 games were released in the U.S. market, and many were hugely successful.

Whatever the reason for its demise, the system lived a life too short, but will always be remembered fondly in the hearts of serious gamers for excellent titles such as Soul Calibur, Sonic Adventure, Power Stone, Shenmue, and Crazy Taxi, just to name a few. We miss you, Dreamcast.
Hey man, I just got a Dreamcast.

Oh yeah, that's that badass system from Sega!

But.. isn't PS2 coming out soon. Why did you buy one?

BE QUIET. Dreamcast has great potential for fun. Gaming is about variety and innovation, and Dreamcast has both.
by surrealfx June 17, 2006
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Hemet

City in California where the grand master of the KKK, David Duke, resides.
Hemet is not really even a place. It is just a dot on the map that few people care about.
by surrealfx September 02, 2005
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taco fest

The female equivalent to a sausage fest. Can be any place inundated with females, where few or no men exist; basically a girls' club.
"Dude, that Catholic girls' school is a total taco fest."

"Kinda like the *N SYNC concert."

"Yee."
by surrealfx June 01, 2006
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pacific palisades

Place on the western side of Los Angeles, where a bunch of rich, snobby white people live. It has a lame security service called "Palisades Patrol." Residents are often conservative republicans and don't know that anything east of Sepulveda even exists. There is nothing to do there.
"I think Pacific Palisades is boring."

"So do I."

"Yeah, me three."
by surrealfx August 28, 2005
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