Fake Chow 

When your lady wants her loins lapped like Häagen-Dazs ice cream bar on a warm summer day. However, you prefer to keep your lunch in your stomach where it belongs. So you make slurping/misleading mouth play noises whilst performing Chopin’s waltz in C sharp minor with your index finger on her clitoris.

“Ableebedoobahbedoobah” said David after delivering a bout of fake chow. The act was done with the grace of a ballet dancer but the ferocity of a Nile crocodile. Not an ounce of trickery was detected throughout the false cuisine.

Fake Chow by dlane123456 January 30, 2022

Fakester 

Anybody who buys into the retarded "gangsta" culture of today's world. People who wear urban, baggy clothes and play loud, terrible music in their cars. Even people who actually sell drugs, pimp hoes, are in a gang, or carry around guns, are not real gangsters. Real gangsters were Italian. These fakesters are people who have no regard for human life, have no self-esteem, and are quite simply detriments to society. Somewhere along the line, mainstream culture decided to market these backwards "ideals" as cool and glamorous. So anyone dumb enough to buy into, support, participate in, or present themselves as such, should be revealed for the brainless fakester that they really are.

Man, all these gun-toting little wannabe gangster fakesters ought to all be round up and locked in a large arena that is set on fire and burned to the ground.

Fakester by WinterArmageddon February 18, 2012

facespacing 

v: the act of simultaneously checking both myspace and facebook.

Shaq: Hey man! What you doin?
Jamal: Not much, just on checking my facebook and my myspace.
Shaq: Don't you have nothin better to do than facespacing?
Jamal: Hell no! These two sites is my life!
Shaq: Man, you's a loser. I'm goin out to get laid.

facespacing by masonjar May 29, 2008

faces 

US Currency worth more than a dollar. There are singles and the rest are faces. Singles are usually spending money while faces are for saving (for street level drug dealers).

I don't spend any faces unless its for some new Jordans or child support.

faces by Juanita95898 April 12, 2012

Fake couple 

When you and your friend pretend to date for a reason, usually to make a significant other jealous, as a dare, or to cover up something. Some just do it for fun.

Jestin and Tiana are best friends.
Jestin: So, this is awkward, but I have to ask someone out so my friend can ask his crush out for prom.
Tiana: So who are you going to ask?
Jestin: Well yea, that's the thing, I'm asking you...but I just want you to play along.
Tiana: So basically we're just playing fake couple?

Fake couple by тнe legιт мυlan May 10, 2014

fake news 

Any news not covered by the mainstream media, or that contradicts the mainstream narrative.

Forensic analysis shows the DNC hack was actually a leak? fake news!

fake news by tumelo November 18, 2017

fake friend

someone who ignores you, uses you to “get to the top” and be the one in charge. someone who manipulates you into doing things you don’t want to do. someone who ditches you to hang out with someone more liked and popular. someone who makes you want to end your life because she/he makes people have you

real friend : how’s that awbrey girl
you : i don’t know, she’s been ditching me alot for more popular people

real friend : she’s a fake friend you should ditch her

fake friend by lover baddy July 20, 2018