tumelo's definitions

Ghush

When 2 males stand opposite each other whip out their penises and directly piss into each others mouths whilst standing up

Me and boy Ghushed yesterday's, it was amazing

by TuMelo March 7, 2022

diet

The food one generally eats restricted by content or quantity.

I eat as much as I want as long as I don't eat pasta. I removed pasta from my diet.

by tumelo December 15, 2022

otsba

abv. Over The Shirt Boob Action

When you feel a woman's breast over her shirt

Jordan: "How'd your date go last night?"
Jake: "Awesome! I got some otsba!"

by tumelo January 8, 2019

fake news

Any news not covered by the mainstream media, or that contradicts the mainstream narrative.

Forensic analysis shows the DNC hack was actually a leak? fake news!

by tumelo November 18, 2017

Next Weekend

The weekend after this weekend.
For example, if it's Tuesday September 14th, the first day of Next Weekend is Saturday September 25th.

Curt: Are we gonna party next weekend?

Jordan: Yeah, cause I'm too busy to party this weekend.

by tumelo September 13, 2021

Establishment

A broad political term usually used to describe the power structure that includes, but is not limited to, the mainstream media, the permanent state, and a host of politicians and politically connected people which work to keep the status quo, especially as it pertains to the warfare state.

"Every Establishment news outlet will be for every war" - Jimmy Dore
"The Establishment is so petrified, including Romney, that we could actually win a war, and that we could actually end a war" - Rand Paul

by tumelo January 8, 2019

heart dog

The first dog you owned as an adult, typically used in the past tense after they have passed.

"It's tough moving on, but you'll learn to love your next dog because that's what you're heart dog would have wanted"

by tumelo September 20, 2023