Spunky Joe

A guy that wanked all over his exs jumper and then gave her it without telling her

Yo man did you hear about spunky joe?

by 12321341 January 18, 2025

spunk flick

The act of flicking spunk off your hand in a quick jerk and whipping motion. Mimicking that of a whip.

Here mate, I’ve just spunk flicked in your cup of tea by accident.

by chicken lee dersht February 5, 2025

spunk

spunk orignates from the town of Caerphilly.
to "spunk" is to laugh.
it's a popular slang term in Caerphilly.

"yoooooooo g u made me spunk lowkey ts ts ts pmo"
"SOL (Spunking Out Loud"

by ehschud February 7, 2025

spunkbunt

When you have a apple and chuck it at a man’s balls at Mach 5 because he was fathering your wives kid

“I spunkbunted Dave because I found out the kid was his”

by Burglar’s wife March 5, 2025

Spunk Fishing

Predominantly male, when you are too relaxed, or can't be arsed to get out of the bath to have a wank and end up having a relaxing bath wank. The ensuing explosion of semen into the "Non-Salty Sea" leaves opportunities with either a hand or a water jug to go "Spunk fishing"!

"Spunk Net Fishing" is the height of laziness as there is no "Clean-Up" even attempted with the majority of the "Spunk Fish" ending up in your own pubic hair "Spunk Net"!!

John was a lazy bastard at the best of times and regularly participated in the hobby of "Spunk Fishing" at bath time!!

by anonymous March 12, 2025

spunkfluff

Cuming and farting at the same time

Jack spunkfluffed before the woman

by Ejfkcfmekekd March 20, 2025

Spunion

Clogged up headed north respectfully

William High is so bad off. He’s a spunion

by anonymous April 12, 2025