Churn the Milk

To masturbate, jack off, etc.

Can be used as:
Churning the Milk
Churned the Milk
Churn some milk

I was so bored last night so i decided to churn the milk.

by MasturBatem22222 March 29, 2010

milk donkey

When a girl milks her nipples while lactating. into their partners butthole

Last night, Jennifer did the milk donkey on me and now I can't stop squirting milk out of my ass

by Peyton mark taylor December 27, 2017

milk emergency

When you eat a cookie or brownie and suddenly NEED milk to satisfy your taste buds so you stop whatever you are doing and all out sprint to the fridge destroying everything in your path to satisfy the urge in the short window that it lasts.

I stiff armed grandma on the way to the kitchen to get a gulp of milk because I had a milk emergency while eating a brownie in the basement while playing minecraft and jerking off.

by milkman262 December 18, 2013

Daddy's milk

Another way to say cum

Owen: what are you doing tonight

Landon: maybe getting some of daddy's milk

by Ethanwinterswastaken December 20, 2022

Milk the cows

A way to say can I “suck your titties”, but discreetly.

At work, to a female coworker; “Wow, can I please milk the cows???

At school, to your hot teach; “Can I stay after school, I’d like your help Milking the Cows”

by Shrimp Bayless February 19, 2020

Glizzy Milk

That white creamy juice that shoots out the end of a Glizzy

“Don’t waste the Glizzy Milk on your socks dude, you can get paid for that”

by TheBorf December 20, 2022

Milk Fried

Used to describe the art of busting one off while watching Paula Deen cook on her show.

"I was milk fried during that song" - Kelly Rowland

by nthedark July 02, 2013