you've got 2 options

An expression basically meant to tell someone to shut up. Actually means that the listener has 2 options: Shut the hell up or suck on your genitalia.

person A: fuck your couch, nigger
person B: You've got 2 options.

by Jonny Jewsalot March 08, 2004

Cat Got Your Fingers

When someone barely types on MSN (or any instant chatting program). It takes them ages to answer you back.

Donnie: Are you coming with me to the movies?

.................................

...................................

Donnie: Um, cat got your fingers or what?

Paul: Yeah, I'm coming.

by Oreo cream September 22, 2009

Shit just got Intense

When you're taking a huge shit, and you take off your shirt.

After realizing that the shit was bigger than expected, John removed his shirt because Shit just got Intense.

by The Mysterious Stranger January 03, 2015

who's got the snaps on the petro

who's got the money for the gas

We rolled up to the gas station and i asked my friends,"who's got the snaps on the petro?"

by A.K.OG May 26, 2007

got shot nine times

The excuse rapper word50 Cent/word uses for his fame. Now used commonly.

Awwwwh man. Arnold is California gorvenor. That is shot got shot nine times.

by Edilberto Garcia October 11, 2003

She's not got wooden eyes

If a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is "she's not got wooden eyes'

Sexy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, 'she's not got wooden eyes'

by DiogenesofLondon April 25, 2011

nigga you got five?!

phrase used constantly (such as no homo) after comments so people will pitch in money.

Gino: Ay bruh you tryna go smoke some tree?
Rog: Nigga you got five?!

by WESTCOAST CUTTHROAT May 02, 2009