bollywog

A derogatory term for an Asian who tries to be black, with all the 'innit blud' style chat.

Raj stop being such a Bollywog

by DiogenesofLondon January 22, 2016

going for a donald trump

The act of defecating, in this instance a particularly offensive shit, which leaves you red faced and blaming Muslims/Mexicans for the hot as fuck food

- Rhyming slang Having a 'Dump', Having a 'Trump', Having a Donald

Just gonna nip into KFC for a Donald Trump...

I always have my Donald at work...

Going for a Donald Trump after a messy night at Raj's is always emotional...

by DiogenesofLondon January 22, 2016

She's not got wooden eyes

If a girl is checking you out from across the dance floor, the proper banter response to the lads about the perp is "she's not got wooden eyes'

Sexy girl across the dance floor, she checks you out, you say au naturalment, 'she's not got wooden eyes'

by DiogenesofLondon April 25, 2011