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fo shizzle ma nizzle

a bastardization of "fo' sheezy mah neezy" which is a bastardization of "for sure mah nigga" which is a bastdardization of "I concur with you whole heartedly my African american brother."
by yo mama's snatch March 15, 2003
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Phantom Shitter

A curious creature, believed to derive from Naval origins, who shits, slams, thunders, or pisses in the oddest of places. Phantom shitters are second to none in terms of secrecy. He/she normally thinks tactically on placement and timing. As a master of clandestine defecating, a phantom shitter is rarely caught and if caught will not disclose the locations of each shit or if there is a second gunman. Typically phantom shitters work alone but at certain times will work in teams of two to throw off the scent of pursuing investigations if there are signs of being targeted for questioning.

Most phantom shitters start off as upper decker shooters and slammers shitting in the top part of the toilet instead of the bottom. The ones who experience the success of this get intoxicated with joy and pursue further into shitting methods. This typically will carry on from ages 12 to 65, depending on time of first phantom shit, and are mostly of the male gender. However the most success potential comes at earlier stages due to younger people being more flexible.

Just as a chef concerns himself with the right ingredients so do phantom shitters. Texture and consistency play a vital role in each shitting environment and opportunity. This normally will depend on the location and who the anal splinter is meant to target.

A small portion of phantom shitters sing or hum their own theme music and it is said to be a one of a kind experience if able to catch on camera.
"Oh my god man. I think the Phantom Shitter has struck again because there is a massive pile of shit in the fudge batter!"
by The Informant99 January 3, 2012
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Shrock

Karl enjoys praying to shrek whilst caressing his shrock.
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short work

a quick and easy conquest; describing someone or something that can be defeated with seemingly minimal effort.
"haha, I will make short work of you!" - token cartoon villian from some old animated superhero TV series

The Chicago White Sox made short work of the Houston Astros in the 2005 World Series.
by Polo November 6, 2005
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Sharae

A 'Sharae' Is a beautiful, and intelligent girl. Will wait for the right guy to become intimate, most likely til marriage. Is shy when around her crush, and doesn't like to kiss when a lot of people are around. A 'Sharae' Is a very talented, and amazing girl. She is the go-to person for advice, and will always be there for you. She is always reliable, and responsible. Anybody would die to be her friend. She doesn't care what anybody says about her, and just keeps going on in life.

A 'Sharae' Falls for a guy easily, But; doesn't get over him easily. Break her heart, and you will regret it a lot. She is Beautiful, and loving. You won't be disappointed you met her.
I wish I knew Sharae. Everybody tells me she's nice.

No one says anything bad about Sharae! How can you not love her?
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Miss me with that gay shit

When someone comes up to you, does some gay shit and you call them out.
Person of same gender: hey Cutie you’ve got a nice ass
Me: I think the fuck not, miss me with that gay shit.
by Alyssie June 10, 2018
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shanai

Shanai is a beautiful girl. She gets very self concious around other girls but finds it easy to be herself around boys. She's been hurt before.. You can tell she's scared to make some commitments. She is also the kind of person who loves to hang around the same people until they decide to get irratating. She always tries to look her best, even when theres no one around. People hate her. She doesnt care. She's a strong, loving, bubbly, sometimes crazy person.
Shanai is an awesome person
by PrincessChronic January 23, 2014
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