Hung like a can of beans

A phrase that refers to a man with a wide, but short, penis

JOE: "Does your girlfriend actually have sex with that?"
HANK: "Hell ya, she loves'em wide not long"
JOE: "You're hung like a can of beans!"

by jaminimaj July 28, 2011

BATs

acronym for Bitch-a-Teers, group of women tired of men's bull shit and drama; somewhat like the Musk-a-teers only far cooler and known by a much smaller audience.

Those BATs don't play. They stick together and will fuck you up!

by originalbat March 16, 2011

cock bats

CRABS! Little fuckin' crabs!

She may be hot, but dat bitch got cock bats son.

by Cockulous and Testacules April 24, 2009

beans

Beanie Sigel

last week memph puffed puff paper up, and Beans buy a bentley every week

by dionyse January 15, 2004

fuck beans

the joyful been old people take...aka viagra

....viagra, the pill that makes yo cock big and hard, when you're gettin ready to do tha lady, and your dick just aint workin, pop in on of those bad boys and wah lah hard on in seconds

by j December 17, 2003

Batsman

derogatory slang implying a homosexual in a partnership
the bowler and batsman partnership, further implying anal intercourse
Used in the uk this is a cricket metaphor

A) look out here they come, dont bend over, ha ha ha
B) I reckon the fat one is the batsman dont you?
A) Oh I dont know, we'll have to see which one's got the balls

by Danny Kaye September 21, 2006

beaks

Beaks is a term to describe anything that sucks or is inherently bad.

Dr. jewstein: "hello danny, you have penile cancer and aids."
Danny: "that's beaks."

by dannyknowhow March 7, 2007