Jewstein 

A Jewish person with the last name of goldstein, weinstein,etc.

(in a synagogue)
Rabbi: Ah, little Maddie Goldstein finally became a bat mitzvah
Cantor: Oy, that little Jewstein is finally growing up

Jewstein by oyvehItsMoishe May 25, 2009

Jewstring 

A "Jewstring" is basically a "G-String" manufactured specifically for Jews. "Jewstrings" tend to be unexpensive and in some situations very uncomfortable. Typical "G-String's" are built to fit comfortably and at times can cost a fortune! "Jewstrings" were invented so Jews can save money, but still be stylish. They come in lots of sizes and colors. The most popular being "Yiddish Yellow," "Shalom Silver," and "Goy Green."

Guy: "Hey, check it out! That chick's Jewstring is showing."
Girl: "Eww, why are looking at her Jewstring?!"
Guy: "Cause it's totally showing!"
Girl: "You're sick!"

Jewstring by LBeezie92 February 25, 2010

jewstincts 

A combination of the words "Jew" and "instincts," Jewstincts usually refer to sound financial decisions. The term generally carries a positive connotation and is applicable to people of Jewish or non-Jewish heritage. It can be used as an insult in the proper context, especially if someone is being Scroogey with his or her money.

Guy 1: Bruh, when you gonna start paying for da weed, too? You always be hittin up on my stash!
Guy 2: Nigga pleez, you straight stuntin! You can pop hundies all you want, but why I gotta throw down Kraft singles when I can get it fo free from you?
Guy 1: Bitch, damn you and yo Jewstincts!

jewstincts by kookiejar December 7, 2009

Jewstin 

a slang verb used to describe the rapid humping of either an inanimate object or elderly male

"Man! You just jewstinned the shit out of that slipper!"

"Let's go jewstin your grandpa!"

Jewstin by KristyLynn August 25, 2008

Jewsting

Jewsting = jew-fisting. The process of fisting Jewish American princesses.

Since JAPs have the tightest assholes (now you know where they make diamonds) in the world, sometimes it's a good idea to buy a bunch of butter and Astroglide and to go Jewsting. Nothing quite like it. You can even wave the smaller ones around in the air with your fist up their ass.

Jewsting by Jacques Asse June 10, 2009

Jewstain

When burning a person of Jewish faith and their ash leaves a stain on the floor.

I wish I had placed a tarp down, now there is a Jewstain.

Jewstain by good old max February 5, 2019

Jenstein 

Jenstein; also: Steiner(informal)
1. n.
- an unusually chatty and strangely promiscuous social outsider.
- a person who attracts especially strange people.
- the girlfriend of a. stoner.

Origins: refection of a social legacy, begun at the start of the millenium in the Northeastern United States.

Bystander 1: You know about that jenstein over there?
Bystander 2: Yeah. She did a lot of wilchinsky and became a stoner's girlfriend.

Jenstein by Noitimba Dnilb November 12, 2006