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A batsman is a gay man who likes mincing and taking it up the arse (batty)
That guy over there is mincing like a batsman
Batsman by Ballsacks mcgavin August 19, 2019
a generic derogatory term, for a cum guzzling thundercunt.
"luk at my mod hat!12"
"tommy, your a batsman."
batsman by luciferschild666 January 27, 2008
Someone who bats for the other team. A homosexual.
Nigel Ellis of tech support is a batsman of the highest order.
batsman by AW December 22, 2004
derogatory slang implying a homosexual in a partnership
the bowler and batsman partnership, further implying anal intercourse
Used in the uk this is a cricket metaphor
A) look out here they come, dont bend over, ha ha ha
B) I reckon the fat one is the batsman dont you?
A) Oh I dont know, we'll have to see which one's got the balls
Batsman by Danny Kaye September 21, 2006

left-handed batsman 

A cricket term, to denote a man who bats a different way to the traditional right-handed stance.

A gay man, an uphill gardener.
That George Michael, he must be with the Laras, Gilchrists and Gangulys of this world. He's definitely a left-handed batsman!
left-handed batsman by Sumo December 14, 2006

thank you batsman 

An expression of minor gratitude towards an action that is courteous yet expected
An off spinner is bowling and the batsman plays a soft handed forward defensive stroke which causes the ball to drop dead by his feet. The batsman bends over and tosses the ball back to the bowler to which the bowler acknowledges the gesture "thank you batsman"
thank you batsman by petsiders January 21, 2018
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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