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The Brothman 

The Brothman is said to only come out at midnight on a full moon. If there is any soup on the stove he comes and add weird various spices and salt to spoil your stew or soup. If you catch him in the act he turns your hands to snakes and you are cursed forever unless you say three times “BROTHMAN COMEITH AND THE BROTHMAN GO” the Brothman is cousin to the mothman he is human in shape and always appears to be naked. His arms are two massive wooden spoons.
Wife- “Honey the soup seems a little to salty today”

Husband- “oh dear was it a full moon last night!?”

Wife- “yes it was! Damn the Brothman”
The Brothman by Chef Rory June 2, 2018
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the beep test 

That annoying running test all kids had to do in school and ruined everyone's day except the two kids who were actually good at running.
"you know we gotta do the beep test today?"
"ahh fuck"
the beep test by yatomeino June 10, 2018

The bakery 

The weed store
After I go to the bakery, I am going to get baked.
The bakery by Xqzzme October 12, 2018

The Battle of Hamberder Hill 

Derogatory term for the US government shutdown, caused by Donald Trump, and beginning on December 22nd, 2018.

The Battle of Hamberder Hill references The Battle of Hamburger Hill which was, like the 2018 government shutdown, a futile waste. Additionally, it alludes both to Donald Trump's alleged dodging of the draft via bone spur and frequent misspellings and misuse of the english language such as hamberder and confefe.
I hope Mitch McConnell's career dies in The Battle of Hamberder Hill!

The Birmingham Burly Man 

Stemming from Alabama folklore about an enormous fellow, the Birmingham burly man is an individual who is well upholstered; somebody who wears their stomach at their knees.
Damn, look at the build on that guy. He could pass as the Birmingham Burly Man

the big island which is off the side of europe 

dumb person : what is the big island which is off the side of europe
clever person who is in a gang: england you idiot

the bee king 

Tubbo: i like da bee
i am the bee king
the bee king by Tubbling November 27, 2020