Bikini beans

Hard nipples under a bikini top

I can tell the ocean water is cold because Maddie just got out and I can see her bikini beans from here.

by anonymous December 7, 2023

skin beans

skin beans are the hypodermis, it’s a layer of fat in your skin. they are calls skin beans because they look like beans under your skin

“oops, seems i’ve cut to my skin beans”

by skin bean eater March 17, 2024

jelly beans

beans covered in plastic

i put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by funny cube guy March 20, 2024

Coolio beans

Just a simpler way of saying "aight, I agree/disagree shut up now"

A: "I want KFC"
B: "Coolio beans"

by Ducky Perls April 2, 2024

Cool Beans

When a situation is cool or nice, it is 'Cool Beans'

My Grandmom made upma, and it was cool beans.

by sithyithy April 7, 2024

Good beans

A historical term of endearment or good fortune derived from a moment between Lord Uxbridge and Wellington in the battle of Waterloo. Traditionally exclaimed to bolster spirits before uncertain endeavours—like charging into battle or attending a family reunion.

"Good beans, Wellington!"
"If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture."

by jonathane jesus April 18, 2024

Poaching Beans

When a dude wants to relax and he dunks his balls in first into a hot tub before submerging the body.

Yo , I was so stressed out but after poaching beans. I was ready for the night.

by Umy Hany April 18, 2024