ass plot 

A huge ass requiring its own plot of land

Did you see that ass plot over there its got its own zip code.

ass plot by naughty nikki March 1, 2014

ass flush 

A real douche face

That guy is a total ass flush.

ass flush by Chuck bass March 13, 2014

Ass Canoe 

(N.) The part of the butt that houses the ass hole. Also may be used as an insult. It looks like this (|)

Ohh last night I really got into her ass canoe before we did anal.

You are really such an ass canoe when you move around in bed.

Ass Canoe by Derpybird June 21, 2014

Ass Rations 

Coupons you give to your significant other for sexual favors. The coupons are normally non transferable and may be good for "1 Blow job", "1 night of sex", etc. Rations are normally gifted on Birthdays and Christmas. These rations are rarely honored, unless the issuing party is "in the mood", and the expiration date is basically whenever the issuer deems it to be. Ass Rations are normally given when money is tight, and there is an obligation to give some sort of gift for an occasion.

Also referred to as "Sex Coupons"

All my wife gave me for Christmas was a book of Ass Rations.

Ass Rations by Dodgamatic August 8, 2014

ass drool 

Semen that leaks from the anus after anal sex

Mark couldn't believe how much ass drool was leaking from Mellanie

ass drool by dingle berries November 21, 2014

Ass Boi 

A person who goes around talking some ass, talking some shit. Similar to a motherbic.

"Ass Boi, you cum in ma shawp, talkin sum ass, talkin shit. OHHHH SHIT."

"Our friend Christian is such an Ass Boy."

Ass Boi by Muthabic Ass Boi January 19, 2015

ass cram 

When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.

I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.

I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.

ass cram by Yuckfinn March 20, 2016