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When you've been really bad in the holiday season and your ass randomly gets crammed. Not to be confused with folklore.
I was disappointed in my Christmas presents, so I got ass cram.

I asked for a side of cranberry, but instead I got a fistful of ass cram.
by Yuckfinn March 20, 2016
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