Muffstache

Similar to the mustache that can sometimes be found on the face of a man, a muffstache is also a patch of coarse hair, only instead of being found on the face of a man, the muffstache is located just above a woman's genitals. Also known as female pubic hair.

Frank: "Yo Carl! Tara finally let me go down on her!"
Carl: "Nice man! How was it?"
Frank: "It was awesome, other than the fact that she had a muffstache, and it kept tickling my nose!"
Carl: "What? Tara doesn't shave her vag? Tell her to shave! It's not 1804 anymore."
Frank: "Yeah, I definitely have to say something!"

by Miss Hell Kitten February 21, 2023

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Muff Berries

Second or third generation of pubic lice eggs being formed as a result of condition being left untreated.

Ex. 1: Shannon, I just got one of your muff berries in my mouth. Alton Brown would say "That's not good eats!"

Ex. 2: Chris, there are three muff berries in my drink; are they yours? <nods> That's not kosher, bitch!

by dj.wav May 16, 2006

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muffstache • muffstang • muffsaddle • Muffscuffle • Muffshart • muffshot • muffshroom • Muffstash • Muffstuff • muffsaraggin

muffda

1. Hanging out in the kingdom of muff. 2. A girl with a muff that's untouched.

1. I'm going over to my girl's tonight, and we might visit muffda later. 2. I bet you I could score that muffda before the night is over.

by Jerry O November 12, 2006

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Muffage

Originaly a girl with a hairy matted up coota wearing a short dress and no undies.

Now just used as a negative term towards a view or opinion of someone

No 1: Ewww look at her *discusted look*
No 2: Yeahh she is so muffage

by Pirate B September 13, 2007

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