crumple test

When someone is dressed sexy and their clothing would look great, crumpled on your bedroom floor.

crumple
kruhm-puh l
verb (used with object), crum·pled, crum·pling.
to press or crush into irregular folds or into a compact mass; bend out of shape; rumple; wrinkle.
to cause to collapse or give way suddenly:

Example: Hey Mike, did you see what she was wearing? Yeah, those clothes would look great crumpled on my bedroom floor. crumple test

by MJPII November 19, 2017

Crump

A form of dancing where one squats down, lifts up both of their legs, and chops down on both of their thighs repeatedly. This is normally performed at a very fast pace while listening to extremely distorted and bass boosted music.

Note: A Spider-Man costume is not needed to perform this dance move.

Man 1: "Yo what's that move called?!"

Man 2: "Damnnnn dude, that nigga be crumping!"

by _Solaris November 22, 2017

crumbleshoe

When you don’t know what to say in a conversation, the crumbleshoe is what you bring up.

Have you guys heard the news about the crumbleshoe?

by Willybeast100 December 24, 2017

Crumb thrust

The act of doing a pelvic thrust in order to get crumbs off of your clothes.

I had to crumb thrust after eating a bowl of corn flakes in my car.

by Randomtroll420 January 8, 2018

Crumb

A Caucasian child.

Randy: “Yo, look at all those crackers kids!”
Miguel: “ You mean crumbs?”

by 123eatmybutt January 13, 2018

Crumb

Increments of $1000.00 dollars

I lost a crumb on that game last night
I blew 2 crumbs on that high end chick last week.
That asshole owes me 5 crumbs.

by Jonny Angels May 4, 2018

Crumbs

An insignificant amount of money. Usally around $1,000 USD.

Nancy received crumbs as a bonus from her employer, which she used to buy an iPhone X.

by DS_Chicago February 8, 2018