Faggot Fucker Fire Crotch 

a complete asshole, that likes to fuck girls/boys with red cooter hairs . and or gingertwadts .

"ethan is such a faggot fucker fire crotch ."

Faggot Fucker Fire Crotch by yerrrr nklaflakfh May 5, 2009

fire crotch

This is when a individuals pubic area is red primarily due to Norwegian ancestory. These people have the ability to light cigarettes without the use of an incendiary device purely by placing their crotch in contact with it!

He ran out of matches so he used his fire crotch to light the cigarette!

fire crotch by timer KWB August 17, 2006

sour crotch 

a person with blonde pubes....because blonde is yellow,
yellow is the same color of lemons and lemons are sour

michael mcniel is a sour crotch

sour crotch by miss charlee May 14, 2008

Bubble Crotch 

The Enlarged poutch above the crotch area of an over-weight individual. This poutch, filled with an unknown substance or substances causes this person crotch to be hidden from the outside world.

Background- The bubble Crotch was discoverd in the late middle ages by a team of scientists, when obesity rate started to rise. This Rise was caused by a increase in crop surplus.

Holy Crap!! Look at that guys Bubble Crotch. I want to stab it and watch it Deflate...

Bubble Crotch by cadMaN December 6, 2004

couch crotch 

sexual act in which a female rubs her foot in a male's pubic region on a couch

Blanche gave Charlie couch crotch last night.

couch crotch by Jeordie015 April 28, 2003

crusty crotch 

when a vast amount of semen is projectiled towards your pubic area and left to dry up.

yeah i blew all over her pussy she didn't wipe it up, in the morning she had a crusty crotch

crusty crotch by endlessnameless February 3, 2010

Coffee Crotch 

A girl with dark stains on the sides of her pussy. It has the appearance that she has coffee stains between her legs. The discoloration is enough to scare even the horniest of men.

That chick has a bad case of coffee crotch!

Joe: What is that ugly stain on the sides of her pussy?

Sam: Oh, she has a bad case of Coffee Crotch!

Coffee Crotch by 61063 February 20, 2011