crotch drift

Smelly cootchie and the wafting scent emanating from it

On the camping trip, after three days of no showers, there was considerable crotch drift from the ladies of the group.

by Shanaynee September 1, 2019

Crotch Country

The horrendous smell that arises from ones crotch after a long distance jog.

She had really bad crotch country after that 8 mile run today.

by The longest D September 6, 2018

jizz crotch

The foul, fisy odor resulting from a combination of jizz and sweat that forms around the crotch after poorly cleaning oneself following masturbation or unprotected sex.

Mike: Dude are you carrying tuna in your pocket?
Pete: No I just have mad jizz crotch.

by facepwn March 15, 2014

Crotch Rocket

A gay man who jumps off a dick as soon as another guy cums in butt. "Houston we have take-off"

Steve was a real "crotch rocket". As soon as I came he jumped off of me.

by urbanjo February 11, 2024

crotch neck

An ill-defined region of the male pudendum which serves as a transit depot -- or toll plaza if you will -- for all manner of venereal diseases. When stimulated the crotch neck vibrates violently, changes hue, and develops mucusy lesions. Do not socially interface with anyone you suspect may possess a crotch neck.

His crotch neck gleamed, glistened even in the light of the crescent moon, yet stank of unknown quantities of putrid anal discharge.

by Gayson Crotchowits September 28, 2008

crotch cricket

A standard pager device, circa 1992.

I still can't believe you carry a crotch cricket. What do you work for the mob?

by novkayt October 20, 2010

Johnny rotten crotch

The grotesque smell after a male takes his penis out of the women vaginal canal.

Zach brown took his dick out of a busted female and her vagina smelled like johnny rotten crotch. As Cam watched he yelled “Damn bro, that’s a Johnny rotten crotch.”

by Rotten Johnny June 11, 2019