muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020

muff hound

the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.

Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.

by andrew junior March 12, 2020

muff

someone you lies to everyone and involves their mom in everything.

she's a muff

by bigdaddybrantley March 17, 2020

Muff

Milf titties

I love them muffs man

by Jaybirddaddy November 3, 2020

Muff

Slang for a girls snatch ir cooter a.k.a poon

Man that girls got a fat'ole muff

by Commander_ounce December 3, 2020

Muff

When something becomes bad all of a sudden

This day got so muff

by Jauntz_- December 8, 2020

Muff

British slang for a car

Hi, can I clean your muff xox

by anonymous January 3, 2021