'hol ass

Rapidly consume large quantities of alcohol in a short amount of time in an effort to reach the same level of intoxication of those around you. Derived from the expression "haul ass".

Jimbo and Chaz had to 'hol ass after arriving late to the party. Jimbo chased his vodka shots by shotgunning brews and Chaz was desperate enough to buttchug .

by Dilax December 9, 2015

meme ass

When you sit on the toilet too long while looking at memes until you can't feel your ass.

Felix: I was on the toilet so long that my legs fell asleep and I can't feel anything!

Jeff: You must have a bad case of meme ass.

by GlacialSubway July 26, 2017

what in the ass

"what in the ass" can be said, and meant for many things. My head translates it to... "what in the hell" simpler terms, "what in the world". It's just funnier being said "what in the ass". You don't only have to use "what in the ass" but also ending statements with ass. This is generally something to add to your conversation to make it more funny and original.

1) friend ches: Did you know I have synesthesia? (response) friend Jeffrey: What in the ass??
2) When you lose a game..."aw that game sucked ass."
3) other scenarios: "That was such ass."

by chesknowseverythingokay October 17, 2018

Ass Hornet

When his cock is just too big and attempts to penetrate your asshole for anal just leaves your ass puckered and stinging like hell.

I went out with an ass hornet last night. I need some medicated salve today.

by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

Make Ass

When two people press their ass cheeks together and exchange their shit. Term is derived from making out in which two people exchange saliva. This can be performed through guy to girl, girl to girl, or guy to guy, make ass does not discriminate.

Hey babe I saw something new on urban dictionary maybe we can spice things up tonight and make ass.

by Juddys December 23, 2019

Poopy Ass

When a dog has shit stuck to its ass and is all moody about it, so it drags its butt on the carpet to get it off. Also used to insult someone who is being a bitch about something that someone or something did to them.

Bro stop being so poopy ass.

by Tiny Dick Rick June 9, 2019

Conservation Of Ass

The Conservation Of Ass is an Iron Law of the video-game streaming universe, it is when a streamers skill is solely based on the amount of audio there microphone picks up. Such as, mouse clicks or the rapid spam of there keyboard so the louder the noises the worse that individual is at the specific game they are playing.

Jesse: This streamer i'm watching is so obnoxious, he's bad and his microphone picks up everything he does.

Mitchell: That streamer is a prime definition of the Conservation of Ass

by Shmeat Your Maker May 23, 2018