man fries

Pronunciation: mahn-frahyz

Noun- an alteration of the classic fried potato dish, used to suggest man-on-man oral sex. Akin to tossing the salad.

Also, a common Irish surname.

Seacrest looooves him sum man fries!

Richard Simmons eats healthy, but he sure does have a weakness for man fries!

I loove me sum special sauce on my man fries!

by DJ Ghost Coast June 23, 2009

Vaslui Man

Vaslui Man is a species only found in the small area of Vaslui, inside of the Land of Vampires, Romania. Its more dangerous than a Florida Man, and only its sheer presence within 100 of metters of you can make you go into an alcoholic coma.

18 people have been killed by the sheer presence of a Vaslui Man 2 days ago and 39 others are in a alcoholic coma.

by TheBanananana November 06, 2021

Dookie man

He simply built diffrent

I’m the dookie man

by Sushdisnejandishwhfnw October 25, 2020

man boobs

large jelly like saddle bags that sway in the breeze

dave . . . are you on hormone replacement therapy or something because they are fucking massive

by paul March 12, 2004

Man Spread

Where a dude sits down on a chair and spreads out his legs to make a V shape with them.

"Dude I need to man spread, I have been on my feet all day."

by Czechyourself April 08, 2010

man mayoed

Just before shooting your wad inside her, pull out and jerk off in your hand - then when she asks what you're doing, slap her in the face paint-brush style and scream:
"YOU'VE BEEN MAN-MAYOED!"

"We had a nice dinner, movie and some drinks - then he took me home, man mayoed me and left. Asshole!"

by Monkeyfuck McGrew January 13, 2005

Man Friend

A man friend is someone that you are talking to and hooking up with but are still in between stages of being friends and/or boyfriend and girlfriend

"Today my man friend and I were discussing if we wanted to take our relationship to the next level."

by b!gr3d January 09, 2010