When you have diarrhea, getting your partner to pull out during vigorous anal sex, while you simultaneously push like you need to take a massive shit, upon him/her pulling out you follow through and shit all over the wall and your partner.
Jenny was pegging me last night, even though I had diarrhea. I felt her starting to pull out, so I pushed as hard as I could and ended up doing some Dutch Spray-painting.
by A.D.N. July 12, 2022
Get the Dutch Spray-paintingmug. Similar to the original Dutch oven but one step further. Shitting under the covers then shoving an unsuspecting victims head under to suffer the aftermath of some major poppies.
Kron: you're washing your sheets again, man?
Michael: yeah dude, I got JB dutch ovened again last night
Kron: sickkk brah
Michael: yeah dude, I got JB dutch ovened again last night
Kron: sickkk brah
by KklHgxc July 11, 2011
Get the JB Dutch Ovenmug. When you place your foot down on a woman's vagina and proceed to pick up her legs as a steering wheel and stomp or the "gas pedal".
by Jericho99 May 7, 2016
Get the dutch gas pedalmug. First mention on the TV show 'Mixology'
A name for a fake alcoholic mix drink. Ordered when you are trying to make a pass at the bartender. you ask for an 'angry dutch orgy' naturally the bartender will have no clue what you're talking about so you offer to go behind the bar and show them how to make it, it is mainly an excuse to get in physical contact with the bartender. If the bartender lets you behind the bar it means they probably like you and you better think damn quick how to make that drink, otherwise you will be embarrassed when the bartender calls you out when they know you have no clue what you're doing. (Used only as a last resort in flirting)
A name for a fake alcoholic mix drink. Ordered when you are trying to make a pass at the bartender. you ask for an 'angry dutch orgy' naturally the bartender will have no clue what you're talking about so you offer to go behind the bar and show them how to make it, it is mainly an excuse to get in physical contact with the bartender. If the bartender lets you behind the bar it means they probably like you and you better think damn quick how to make that drink, otherwise you will be embarrassed when the bartender calls you out when they know you have no clue what you're doing. (Used only as a last resort in flirting)
Katie: So I met this really hot bartender last night, and I had to get closer to him to show him the goods.
Amber: Don't tell me you used the 'angry dutch orgy' mix drink trick again...
Katie: I did, and it actually worked this time, we ending up smashing last night.
Amber: Don't tell me you used the 'angry dutch orgy' mix drink trick again...
Katie: I did, and it actually worked this time, we ending up smashing last night.
by Noahconstrictor May 12, 2014
Get the angry dutch orgymug. by vivalaamerica April 3, 2011
Get the Dutch Crop Dustermug. by The Double Dutch Socketer September 21, 2009
Get the Double Dutch Socketmug. The least gay way for two men to masturbate together. Each participant grabs his own penis with his right hand and grabs the other participant's right elbow with left hand. Both participants work the others right elbow to jack each other off. It is considered not gay because they are only touching their own penises. This is the reason it is commonly practiced in Columbus, OH to celebrate Buckeye wins. Pryor & Tressel do it. Krenzel and AJ Hawk did it. Herbstreit and Cooper started it (unofficially).
by jazzJizz November 30, 2009
Get the Double Dutch Ruddermug.