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Cup Pimp

N. The man/woman who sells plastic cups at college keggars. A necessary but unpopular job that prevents the host of a party from having a good time.
That Jim sure knows how to make us money at our parties. He's the best cup pimp I've ever seen.
by DantheCollegeKid November 1, 2007
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Powder Pimp

When you lay a disrespectful ho down with your righteous pimp hand that has been freshly seasoned with baby powder.
That fucking bitch came out of pocket so I had to get with that funky ass bitch and lay down my "Powder Pimp" on that bitch. You understand me ! Then that bitch ran her funky ass mouth and I had to get medieval on that bitch with my motherfucking pimp stick my nigga.
by Mad Shardigan May 29, 2010
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my bad pimp

“my bad pimp” can be said as a sort of apology. if you bump into someone or like kill their dog or something, just use my bad pimp. the second p is almost silent. you have to sound gangsta.
“oh, i didn’t see your cat there! my bad pimp.”
by chickenpoop6690 December 20, 2020
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simp pimp

A Simp Pimp, is someone who shamelessly accepts money, gifts, and favors from others who hold them in high regard. A Simp Pimp may have a small or large group of individuals who continuously shower them with valuables, gifts, money etc in hopes that the simp pimp will notice them, spend time with them, or sleep with them etc.

Much like a pimp extracts money from prostitutes, a simp pimp expects money from simps. It is a self aggrandizing term for people who openly abuse the generosity and kindness of "simps".

The simp pimp may acknowledge or give small rewards to the simps occasionally to lead them on, but will never actualize any meaningful relationship with a simp. Any simp who gains momentary acknowledgment through excessive gift giving is referred to as the "bottom bitch simp".

Common examples of simp pimps include: E-girls, cam-girls, strippers, and other sexy ladies who "get dummies for they money".
Nikki: Holy hell Megan, where'd you get all this money and fancy stuff?

Megan: My army of simps keeps giving me lots of valuable shit and doin favors for me, hoping that I give it up to them. I might if I feel like it, but I dunno, I'm waiting to see who my bottom bitch simp is.

Nikki: Damn Megan you're a savage AND a simp pimp!
by IrisGreene June 13, 2020
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Gay Pimp

Jonny McGovern, podcast host, singer, dancer, extraordinaire. Member of the house of sparkle magic.
Have you seen the new Gay Pimp video "don't fall in love with a homo"?
by SassyMonkey October 17, 2008
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yawn pimp

A person who starts the contagious human condition called yawning. A small feeling of power ensues, much like that of a pimp, because you made other people yawn around you.
Bro 1: "I got four other people to yawn after me in Calc!"
Bro 2: "Dude, you be one major yawn pimp"
by Pcrosdown February 23, 2009
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po pimp

Po pimp has no money but still gets all the bitches for some reason.
That gold digging whore spends all his bitches money.
by foe t niner April 2, 2010
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