Surprise Jizz Theory

The Surprise Jizz Theory (SJT) Is when you close your eyes before you ejaculate, and spin, run, etc. around and when you're done, you open them, and see what you jizzed on. It could be your Carpet, TV, Girlfriend, or even your Cat!

Jack: Dude! I used the SJT yesterday, and it got all over my dog's face. He was pissed!

Steve: What's the SJT?

Jack: Surprise Jizz Theory.

by jizzyjizzer August 24, 2008

Intellectual Jizz

The whiney moan that escapes the lips of Harvard (Insert Name of Ivy league or small liberal college) Poly Sci Grad as they realize that there only contribution to society will be Mental Masturbation.

Chad is such a queer. I've been stained by his Intellectual Jizz!!!

by Equites April 9, 2004

Juicy Jizz January

Following Destroy Dick December, Juicy Jizz January is when a man (Or Woman) Masturbates twice a day to gay porn. Winners advance to Friendly Fap February

Thomas-"Yoo bro I just completed Destroy Dick December!!"

Nick-"So you ready for Juicy Jizz January?"
Thomas-"Hell yeah I'm ready!!"
Nick-"Your a faggot

by Myles ortiz November 1, 2018

Andrew Jizz Face Rivas

An idiot who loves to "show off" his "skill" which he lacks in everything. Known to wear shades even inside and on cloudy days and wears hats in douche bag mode(backwards). Random, really, and imagine are the favorite words of a "Andrew Jizz Face rivas"

"all random!"
"Andrew Jizz Face Rivas!"

by Yobro12 April 1, 2009

nip jizz

Slang term for breast milk.

Aw my god! You got your nip jizz all over our baby's face!

by AnUncleverPseudonym August 10, 2009

Hot Pocket jizz

The sauce or cheese that drips out of a hot pocket

Jared: Hey, dude what kind of hot pocket is that?
Leo: Ham and che-...GOD DAMN IT JARED! I HAVE HOT POCKET JIZZ ALL OVER MY SHIRT!

by HotPocketsXD July 6, 2013

Don't give me no jizz

A humorously vulgar exclamation of frustration over a situation beyond one's control, such as a rough day at work or money problems. A vulgar, humorous twist on the older Southern expression of disbelief, "Don't give me no jazz." Best when spoken in a gravelly Southern accent. Frequently used with "Lord" or "Lawd," as in "Lawd, don't gimme no jizz no mo'!"

I'm sick of all these bills! Lawd, don't give me no jizz!

by Black Bowler October 7, 2010