Boner

Where a mans penis sticks up from being sexually aroused or pleasured

he wants to stick is boner in anything with a hole

by Jordan woods June 14, 2015

Banana Boner Jammer

When you have a Boner, have your female accomplice smack your cock with a Banana until the Boner goes away.

Dude, I had a boner for like 4 hours for no reason and it hurt so I had your mom give me a Banana Boner Jammer .

by FatalBuddha July 19, 2009

Star Spangled Boner

Used to refer to overzealous and poorly thought-out patriotism. If somebody is exhibiting these traits, it is said that they have a Star Spangled Boner.

I wish all these morons who are celebrating Osama Bin Ladin's death would put away their star spangled boners. It doesn't mean terrorism is over, and besides, everyone with half a brain knows 9/11 was an inside job anyhow.

by WinterArmageddon May 29, 2011

Boner Breakfast

When a female gives a male a blowjob through a pancake!

Holy shit man i just got a BONER BREAKFAST

by TRES123 April 10, 2009

street boner

Someone that you see while walking down the street that is wearing an outfit so ridiculous that you can't even believe that this person is for real. Usually trying to be trendy but taking it wayyyy overboard.

OMG did you see that guy that was straight out of the Matrix? What a street boner!

by bonerpolice June 29, 2008

boner

when you get horny and here comes the erection

last night i was looking at porn and i got a boner

by cruzal September 19, 2005

fart on my boner

An incident that occurs which causes feelings of disappointment.

That test totally farted on my boner.
I told her not to fart on my boner, but she told me the bad news anyway.

by stupidass January 16, 2006