tap master

A guy who is a wiener tap and spooter around all the time

Wyatt was being a tap master today.

by Lil spooter man January 01, 2018

Mud flap tap

A process when two males hold there penis and swing there balls back and forth causing them to tap

Me and my friend was in the gym and we celebrated with a mud flap tap

by Flogrownswildside April 02, 2024

Tap water

Poor shit for poor people

Dude do you have tap water? Nah that's poor people shit.

by Foobackwards December 31, 2020

Tap Water

Krusty ass dirty ass fuckin water

Damn that Tap Water tasted like your grandmas pussy
Oh really? Wait how do you know that

by MyAS$ August 31, 2019

Tap water

Tap water is a type of water that tastes awful because it has fluoride,chlorine and atrazine. If you drink it you’re a disgusting human being just buy REAL water like volvic,Fiji or Evian.

Guy 1: ‘hey you want some tap water

Guy 2: ‘NO YOU DISGUSTING PRICK!’

by The man in your shower July 15, 2023

spinal tap shit

A shit that hurts so bad, you thought it was 10,000 razor blades.

A: I had a spinal tap shit today
B: get some laxatives

by Memer#1 December 27, 2022

Free Tap Friday

When a friend gets a free tap on another friend in the nuts

“Hey did you get your free tap on William? It is free tap Friday”
“Yes I did, he died”

by The Five Days Of Tapping November 22, 2019