sex tape 

A ploy used by washed up celebrities to gain main stream media attention. Also see the term pathetic.

Kid Rock and Scott Stapp sex tape, Jane Fonda and Ted Turner sex tape (what are they? 70!) etc.

sex tape by neo100101 March 5, 2006

red tape 

government procedures, forms, etc

I'm sick of all this red tape.

red tape by Light Joker April 25, 2007

Tapsitting 

The act of obtaining pleasure by means of sitting on a hand tap for a keg.

Screw girls let's go sit on a tap (tapsitting).
I don't want to dance tonight, I just want to go tapsitting.

Tapsitting by Spreading the love January 13, 2009

Tappin 

To penetrate, as in sex.

1. I was tappin that girls ass last night.
2. Sally straped it on and was tappin her bitch.

Tappin by Kerrde October 21, 2003

tapist 

one who attacks another with any kind of tape

Oh my fucking god!...Josh is such a tapist, he attacked me with an entire roll of scotch tape yesterday!

tapist by little.potato.grower October 22, 2008

Tapioca Novocaine 

Having your penis hole with filled with cocaine and ejaculating into a womans mouth.

I met some chick in Boswells, after beating her cakes in the dark corner I gave her a Tapioca Novocaine.

Tapioca Novocaine by Jerry Fuctentoast February 12, 2010

Tapestry 

A poster made out of cloth.

This tapestry looks like a poster made out of cloth.

Tapestry by MiniBaj October 5, 2020