Muff buzzard

Sad individual who spends whole evenings in a pub or club hovering round a woman hoping for a bit of action.

Look at that creep circling around that bird trying to get his end away. What a muff buzzard!

by Nuphagus December 19, 2019

MuffElltea

A group of naked mice

We found a mouse Cinderelly. But he is apart of the MuffElltea

by Dunchine January 1, 2020

Mefflin

Mefflin is a Mauritian last name . People with this last name tend to have natural beauty, and girls with the last name mefflin tend to get all the guys attention and love

Wow look over there, it’s Chloe mefflin getting all the guys over there

by Finny hunter January 31, 2020

Muffers bridge

The bit between a woman’s vag and arsehole

Corr that spin class proper hurt my muffers bridge

by GaryTheFootDoctor February 8, 2020

muff merchant

Noun; The girl sitting at the end of the bar who has made a career out of fucking guys for things. Money, cars, work done for her, drugs, food, and anything else you can think of. This whore approaches you with the girl friend experience. She is too nice. Too nice to the point of seeming fake. She is fake. This leach runs up to 4 guys at a time. She tells them all they are the only guy in her life. This tends to backfire on her when guys compare notes

Dude, you don't want to waste your time.
You can't afford her. She's a muff merchant.

by Dr. Jekyll&Mr.Hyde March 2, 2020

muff hound

the male version of a fag hag. a male, who hangs out with a gaggle of lesbians.

Say hi to Danny, he's our muff hound.

by andrew junior March 12, 2020

muff

someone you lies to everyone and involves their mom in everything.

she's a muff

by bigdaddybrantley March 17, 2020