fruit head

A bald fellow, or a fellow content to go bareheaded. So called because such fellows are regarded as looking gay.

Baldy Kojak is quite the fruit head!
Jim, Jamie, Matt, Matt, Robert, Kenny, Tom, William, Harun, Hayden, Hamilton, Harvey, Jason, Kevin, David, Greg, Fargo, Theo, Uriah, Lincoln, Herman and Harold are all fruit heads; none of them ever wear a hat in winter, no matter how cold it is.

by JMC70 June 5, 2021

Fruita Monument High School

Best High School in the Mesa County, just don’t go to the Maverick gas station during lunch hour. Built in 1969, home to the Wildcats ranked better than grand junction high.

Rivals #1: Damn! Have you seen those kids?!
Rival #2: Yeah, we all wish we went to Fruita Monument High School, but we don’t like them.

by SharpSharpie November 22, 2021

fruit roll up candy burrtio

the best kind

fruit roll up candy burrtio, or frucb

by weosffhdsfljweoifajlkfjasd January 10, 2022

pan-fruit

verb; to steal or pocket. It counts if the victim of the theft knows or doesn't know. This is not the kind of theft that happens when you break into a house, but when you are at a friend's of family member's house, and you take something you like.

I really liked the square pen, so I pan-fruited it. He didn't even notice.

by baskt September 9, 2010

Teenybopper Fruitcake

The act of giving a blow job with a mouth full of Skittles.

Fran was in a festive mood, so she gave Bob a Teenybopper Fruitcake.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

dirty fruitbowl

When you tuck your balls between your legs and have to bend over and have shit on your balls..

I kept myself safe in prison with my dirty fruitbowl

by BatmanNU August 17, 2016

Chinese Fruit Roll-Up

When you're eating a girl out on her period and you let her blood dry on your face. Once dry, you peel it off and eat it.

Man, I went down on my girl last night and had a Chinese fruit roll-up later for dessert.

by MrInevitability July 14, 2017