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Chickapotamus 

The chickopotamus (Chickapotamus amphibius) or Chicko is a large, mostly plant-eating mammal found only in the Chickahominy River located in Eastern Virginia, and one of only three extant species in the family Hippopotamidae (the others are the Hippopotamus and the Pygmy Hippopotamus). The chickopotamus is the heaviest extant artiodactyl, despite being considerably shorter than the giraffe.

The chickopotamus is semi-aquatic, inhabiting the Chickahominy River where territorial bulls preside over a stretch of the river and groups of 5 to 10 females and young. During the day they remain cool by staying in the water or mud, most commonly near cypress trees; reproduction and childbirth both occur in water. They emerge at dusk to graze on grass. While chickopotamuses rest near each other in the water, grazing is a solitary activity and chickopotamuses are not territorial on land.

The chickopotamus is recognizable for its barrel-shaped torso, enormous mouth and teeth, nearly-hairless body, stubby legs and tremendous size. It is the third-largest land mammal by weight (between 1½ and 3½ tons), behind the white rhinoceros (1½ to 4 tons) and elephants (3 to 7 tons). Despite its stocky shape and short legs, it can easily outrun a human. Chickopatamuses have been clocked at 18 mph (29 km/h) over short distance. The chickapotamus is one of the most aggressive creatures in the world and is often regarded as the most ferocious animal in Virginia. There are an estimated 10-20 chickapotamuses throughout the Chickahominy River basin. They are still threatened by habitat loss and poaching for their meat and ivory canine teeth.
I was out in the water today and Patrick almost hit a chickapotamus submerged between two cypress trees with our boat.
Chickapotamus by lookoutdrift August 29, 2009
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chicken tendous 

CHICKEN.TENDOUS.
ARE.BEAUTIFUL
have you heard of chicken tendous?
yea they belong to ushijima tho
yea bro...sad

Cancel chicken 

When you’ve booked non-refundable travel and you risk losing the value of a trip you can’t take by waiting to see if the provider will cancel the trip and give you a refund in lieu of taking a voucher
During the coronavirus outbreak, I played cancel chicken with Delta and got my money back.
Cancel chicken by Funnytallguy March 29, 2020

chad check

a super white boy that wears vineyard vines and khakis. u can tell he plays lacrosse by the way he sits and is typically blonde but there are some cases of brunettes and black haired chad checks. redheads are extremely rare, but possible. almost always have a nic addiction
“yo that boy is SUCH a chad check
chad check by chadcheck42069 March 24, 2019

Chickens come home to roost 

This expression is similar to "what goes around, comes around" and basically means that the consequences of one's evil actions catch up in a negative way. The idea that a wrongful curse comes back to the one who curses as a "bird returns to its nest" dates back to the days of antiquity. However, it wasn't until the 19th Century that Robert Southey wrote that "curses are like a young chicken: they always come home to roost." Since then, the idea of evil men creating returns to their own door has been encapsulated in this expression.
Dude, you keep dealing drugs and you're going to get caught. When the chickens come home to roost, they will take your car, your house, and all your money!

Brake check 

Stopping fast on the road to spite the guy behind you. If it works out in your favor, it'll scare him shitless and he'll leave more room between you guys. If it works out the wrong way, your car is getting rear ended and damaged. Wouldn't recommend it
I brake checked a bus last night to send a message and ended up in the hospital.
Brake check by Rojava December 21, 2019

Chicken-Cluckin’ 

Chicken-Cluckin’
Is when you are running your mouth about someone else’s wrong doings.

snitching about someone’s personal life.

hating on others why you are having Conversations about Something that is none of your Business.
Lil Ed: Bro! You see all that marijuana Mateo riding with in his car?

Leo: Hey homey all you doing is

chicken-cluckin’,
man get a life.

by MillYentei DYSlick July 12, 2020