Swag pads

A hockey goalie's pads that have a design or color pattern that shows off the goalies swag.

jimmy: hey johnny look at that goalies swag pads!
Johnny: ya with pads like those theres no denying his swag.

by thepowerhouse21 May 8, 2011

rhino swag

when you wear all gray clothing and look like a rhino

dude whats with the all grey today?
dude its called rhino swag

by matt b and chris d January 20, 2011

swag sausage

Swag sausage is an ingredient used to make Swagoo

Fuccboi: Yo lets make swagoo girrrl!
Swag Princess: I want none of that swag sausage

by Swagger-in-Chief April 13, 2016

swag champion

Noun: Essentially a champion of swag. Someone who is victorious in all contests regarding levels of "swag". They will also dress appropriately for the role, often sporting fur/leopard print. Association with copious amounts of fine ladies is also a vital component. A true swag champion also never addresses himself as such, but will rather respond to compliment by saying something profound and walking away with some sexy bitches by his side.

Paige: Who is that cute guy over there?
Shannon: Which one?
Paige: The hot one in the leopard vest with the gold chains and wearing white shades inside.
Shannon: OHH yes he is a fine piece of ass, but you should watch out, it looks like he's a swag champion, he wouldn't treat us hoes kindly.
Paige: That's a damn shame

by Swag Master Cloud May 13, 2014

Turtle Swag

Lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.

Jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.

by mwcord September 1, 2014

swag (s.w.a.g.)

Silly Wild Ass Guess

Only recently have I seen SWAG defined as "scientific" wild ass guess. That definition seems to be in direct contradiction to the point of a SWAG, where one takes a blind shot at an approximate answer to a question.

I had no idea how much was involved in the task, so I just took a swag at how long it would take.

by Holesinswiss February 2, 2005

Gucci Swag

Really awesome awag, often while wearing gucci perfume. Amazing personality and genuinely funny person. Always gets the girl.

Aiden had awesome gucci swag today!

by joeandtoby June 29, 2011