lapdoor

An essential feature of any modern house. A cross between a pool and a door.

Xav was swimming in his lapdoor when he got splinters all down his muscular waterpolo body

by poofh8r October 2, 2010

lapchick

a connoisseur of the polyandrous pole dancing arts. one who is frequently found in the pelvic area of young males. also, on occasion, has been known to take off pants and then resend offer shortly thereafter. "I veto that because it has only happened once."

p.s. has also accused british people of being french

Q:YOURE FRENCH RIGHT?

A:LAPCHICK, IM BLOODY FUCKING BRITISH...WANKER

by THE REAL STENOGRAPHER November 8, 2010

laptop brawling

when there are more then one persons with laptop using wifi

many people laptop brawl at starbucks.

today i went to starbucks and was laptop brawling with hella people

by rocket man123 November 26, 2010

lappapus

A lap dance from several strippers, simultaneously, thus giving the appearance of a sexy octopus.

Look, Tom's getting a lappapus!

by 43rf34f February 24, 2011

Laptop Cock-Block

When a man is masturbating to a video on his laptop, but just when point of finishing happens his laptop dies leaving him unable to finish.

I was jacking off when all of a sudden, I got Laptop Cock-Blocked.

by doubledecker100 March 25, 2011

Lappada

word for a fool in punjabi

Rum is a lappada.

by KevinB1981 July 4, 2011

LaPigra

Spanglish for pig

Look at that filthy LaPigra.

by natolo belik August 24, 2011