Knob

noun. Somebody too stupid to be an entire tool of the Military-Industrial complex bipartisan shit show in the junk heap on the Potomac called the ship of state; just a hive-minded true believer in red, white or blue on a black background with a purple frame, hearting the bullshit of their chosen color and getting angry at the other color. Mass Pavlovian conditioning to cheer on a clown car demolition derby on a figure 8 track cheering and jeering at the baboons in congress on Capitol Hill.

Are you serious, you knob? Trust Elon to get us to Mars when his second stages rain debris all over the bahamas and boca chica, calling the launches a success because they caught the boosters with giant chopsticks?

by Whistle Blower0013 April 1, 2025

Knobber

A Knobber is a blowjob that you want but you really don’t want because you will regret what gave it to you, regardless of race, sex or species.

Okay, I’ll let you give me a Knobber.

by JoeTheKnobber May 9, 2025

Knob jockey

A man that has a peculiar involvement with his own sex

Barry is definitely a knob jockey he rides Dave all night

by Not a jockey September 28, 2025

oily-knob

founded by sailors in the late 20th century, the grease used to cook the food also became the grease that cooked cocks, therefore revolutionising the speed for cooks around the world to plan a quick gay gangbang

rich has grease all down his shirt from sucking an oily-knob

by APR May 8, 2003

this knob

A retort to a statement, particularly a taunting remark, indicating jovial displeasure with the person

Kevin: I finally got around to trying the Gillette Mach3 razor, it works really well.
Mike: So there's no razor burn on your nuts?
Kevin: This knob!

by Mike December 26, 2004

Hot Knob

Used to describe something very hot

Man this room is like walking into a hot knob

by You dont need to know my name, just that i was here July 7, 2007

The Knob Phillips

When a guy is getting head and pulls out and blows it all in her hair. But he is chivalrous enough to get her shampoo to help clean up herself. the best part is that his friends are nice enough to help too.

she be suckin, and you be blowing in her hair. step 2 includes getting shampoo. you did the knob phillips

by dbpicksix October 6, 2009