Chode

The bit between the muck hole and he fuck hole. Or the landing pad for the cock during a sex accident.

I was pounding her and she sat down and it missed, I think i`ve broken my cock on her chode!

by Bennyballbags October 19, 2007

chode sprocket

The canootering valve to the ford taurus

Ed shot the chode sprocket through the hood of his taurus when he ran out of turn signal fluid

by yournamehere: March 1, 2003

Chode Throttler

The act of ferociously sucking a fat short penis.

Damn, Stephanie is a chode throttler, she can't stop sucking short fat dick.

by Iforgotemo August 20, 2008

Chode

Any person who introduces themselves as "Hi, I'm <name> the 4th level Cleric." Or uses any reference to nerdy titles, as such. Or one who gets all of his information from AM talk-radio.

Larry's such a Chode. I can't believe he actually introduced himself as 'Larry the 4th Class Cleric!'

by arkangel53 March 10, 2009

Chodeasaurus

A being with a chode body and a dinosaur head

1)"Dewey, man,hey come look at this epic pic of a chodeasaurus!"

2) "Hey man come look at this chodeasaurus-rex skeleton!"

by Luka D'a November 19, 2010

chode

describes a short fat person. A chode is somebody with the mass of a tall person, squeezed into a short person.

also known as the reverse play-do effect that is displayed when u role out a fat peice of play do into a long skinny peice

that short fat guy hasnt grown since grade 8, fuck he is a fat chode cunt

by cuttsy October 30, 2011

Chode Monkey

Somebody who come's into your home and destroys your flat surfaces in an attempt to open his imported beers.

"Did that Chode Monkey just try to open a Heineken on your window sill??"

"Dude that Chode Monkey totally just took a chunk off of your end table!"

by Captain Dingus May 3, 2013