dirt flute

When you fuck you partner up the ass, then they give you a blow job after

I fucked her in the ass, then she played the dirt flute

by Freedivercam January 20, 2024

dirt stamp

The act of placing your terd filled butthole on the forehead of a friend. Example: Frank passed out shitfaced and nicole having no nutsack to teabag him, squeezes a turtlehead out and hits Frank with the infamous dirt stamp!

Dirt stamp

by MainveinShane11 January 20, 2019

Put the seeds in the dirt

Don’t bs around and if you want real stuff to happen you need to put the seeds in the dirt

Billybob wants to get in shape but doesn’t want to go to the gym, so his friends told him to put the seeds in the dirt

by Kolaplantroot December 11, 2024

dirt bridge

To have a bowel movement of the solid variety.

Aaron: I can’t talk right now, building a dirt bridge.
James: Can you stop playing Minecraft for just one second?
Aaron: No, I am taking a hefty shit right now, please hold.

by Verakk December 17, 2019

Dirt neck

The useless and often lazy idiots on a construction site who don't have the sense to build or do a skilled trade so they just run machinery like skid steers or excavators.

These dirt necks don't know how to dig to grade, now our concrete will be poured to the wrong elevation!

by Rattlesnakejake June 6, 2023

dirt boulder

Potato

I had a baked dirt boulders for dinner.

by Qqjnyy April 20, 2021

Dirt Pickle

A dirt pickle is an asshole pickle that was pickled in your moms stinky ass pussy juices .

“Eric you’re such a dirt pickle”

by Flucking Duck iuuuhh October 5, 2018