whiffles

condition commonly afflicting dweebs, the ability to smell pussy, combined with an inability to locate it.

Steve Erkel has a terminal case of the whiffles.

by ToddAus August 29, 2005

whiffy sniffing

V. panty sniffing your own panties for sexual stimulation
n. (whiffy sniffer) one who sniffs their own genitals for kicks
n. alt.(whiffy sniffer) crazy, psychotic

v.Later that evening she was caught with her panties over her head whiffy sniffing the hell out of them.
adj. That whiffy sniffing ho was bad news from the get go.

by Steve, the stepfather July 24, 2006

bitch whiff

what you get when you happen to smell a girls cunt.

I walked past this biddy the other day and I caught the nastiest bitch whiff, that girl needs to wash her cunt.

by Nigel January 14, 2004

Whiffle

The sound a pug puppy makes when it breathes.

I laughed as the puppy gave a cute little whiffle in my ear."

by Jasmine Zweifler July 1, 2007

wuff

a really cute fun puppy way to say love...

I wuff my wolf plushies!

by Sarah Mae~THE COOLEST PERSON EVER May 13, 2005

Lady Front Whiff

The enticing or grotesque aroma expelled from the vagina of a woman.

1) 'Dear diary, the girl I adore has the most amazing lady front whiff I've ever had the privilege of breathing into my nasal cavities.'

2) "Looks can be deceiving bro I'm tellin' ya," He said with the screwed up face of an orange pumpkin.
"That chick from the pub last night had the tits and ass that measured to 'phi', but I soon found out when I took her home that she had the worst lady front whiff I've ever gagged on."
They BOTH spewed! :D

by Aaron Gibbs September 11, 2007

sausage whiff

When you are blindfolded trying to determine whether or not a sausage has been microwaved or cooked on the stove-top.

Rhett: The good ol' sausage whiff!
Stevie: It's not great. When you dont know its sausage.

by CuntMaster69 July 15, 2022